Blog 49:
Y/n: my ex cheated on me so i've convinced them to get matching tattoos... they went first... and i went home.
*Nat just amused at her girl, giggling*
Wanda also giggling: you better not cheat on my sister Natasha, or you'll regret it. she can get crazy sometimes.
Nat: oh i could never do that to her. she's stuck with me forever whether she likes it or not. *winks at Y/n*
Y/n to Nat: i'll have you know that i like that a lot but i think it's the other way around... you're the one that's stuck with me.
Wanda jokingly: and i'll have you know that i am more than happy to give you my sister, Nat, because i'm already sick and tired of her.
Y/n to Wanda also joking: the feeling's mutual, sis.
*the three burst out laughing*
⸻⸻⸻ ⴵ ⸻⸻⸻
Blog 50:
Wanda: Natasha, your wife left my backdoor open again and my roomba escaped!
Nat: *looks at her wife, raising a brow*
Y/n: woops. 👀🤷🏻♀️
Nat: Y/n/n...
Y/n: okay, i'm sorry Wanda. i'll just buy you a new one.
Wanda: thank you... and pleeease. don't forget to close the door.
Y/n: i promise...
Y/n:
Y/n: but i hope your roomba goes on an adventure and cleans the whole world.
Wanda, fed up by her sister: i can't with you sometimes. *sighs, and leaves*
Nat:
Y/n: what?
Nat: that was actually pretty funny *giggles*
*Y/n giggles*
⸻⸻⸻ ⴵ ⸻⸻⸻
Blog 51:
Wanda: the twins wanted to use their $2 to buy an ipad and i told them it's not enough money and they said "well you bought a whole house when you didn't have enough money"
Nat giggling at her sister-in-law: and i'm guessing you grounded them?
Wanda, nodding: i grounded them until i can think of a comeback.
Pietro laughing his ass off: i gotta say, i'm proud of them for that.
Y/n also laughing: and can you blame them? they were just stating facts.
Wanda hitting her sister and brother at the back of their heads: it's because of the two of you why they've learned to say things like that!
⸻⸻⸻ ⴵ ⸻⸻⸻
Blog 52:
*Y/n showing her nephews her and Nat's wedding photos*
Billy: is there a video of your wedding?
Y/n: No, we didn't want one.
Tommy: was Auntie Nat embarrassed?
Y/n: *blinks* ...
*Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Nat and Wanda overhearing the whole thing*
Nat, giggling, reminiscing the memory: Truth is, she's the one embarrassed of herself...
Wanda, also giggling: Yeah, that last bit of that night was pretty funny. I don't know why you let her drink that much when you know that she can't handle alcohol very well.
Nat: I wanted her to enjoy herself and our night. Besides, after an hour and a lot of water, she did sobered up and, well... y'know what happened next. *smirks*
Wanda: oh god, please, I don't want to hear my sister's sex life.
*the two giggled and after a minute, went to sit with Y/n and the twins*
⸻⸻⸻ ⴵ ⸻⸻⸻
Blog 53:
*Y/n and Pietro accidentally inhaled an insane amount of nitrous oxide (laughing gas) during the mission*
Nat to Bruce, outside the medic room: how long did you say this may last?
Bruce: about an hour or so.. I think...
*Nat sighs*
*meanwhile in the medic room*
Pietro: what happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson in the butt?
Y/n: you hit rock bottom...
Pietro:
Y/n:
*the two bursts into a fit laughter... again*
Wanda, groaning, getting annoyed: You two always tell me you're older than me, yet I feel like I'm always the one looking after the both of you.
Nat, walking back in the medic room, sighing: Bruce says it may last for an hour or so... *walks towards Y/n* I'll deal with my wife, you deal with your brother.
YOU ARE READING
Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader Short Blogs (compilation)
Fanfictionthese are my blogs from my tumblr account and these are only jokes/conversations that i've heard on random stuff and turned them into y/n x nat and other marvel character's conversations and added little bits in some of it. and i am really sorry, i...
