Blog 28:
Y/n to Nat: the twins' goldfish died. when i told them Wanda and i had buried it in the garden they burst into tears...
Nat: aww poor babies...
Y/n: i was trying to think of how to explain how all living things die when they both tearfully said "we wanted to eat it".
Nat: ...
Y/n: yep, those are my nephews alright... *sighs as if she was their mom*
Wanda: oh shut up, you and Pietro were exactly like them when we were little. *rolls her eyes then giggles*
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Blog 29:
Y/n: what's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
Nat: i don't know, detka.
Y/n: you can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna...
*Nat giggles*
Clint: wait, but what about the glue?
Y/n: *smirks* ...i knew you'd get stuck there.
*the team bursts into laughter*
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Blog 30:
Y/n to the team: i'm feeling sad today...
Steve: aw, is there anything we can do to make you feel better?
Wanda: i could cook your favorite food if you want?
Y/n: well... you guys can send me cute pictures of your credit cards, front and back.
Nat, holding back her smile: huh, actually yeah... my wife and i do actually feel sad today.
Y/n: yes, and that would make us very happy.
Tony: i should've known... *shakes his head*
*Nat and Y/n giggles*
Y/n to Nat: i know we married each other for a reason. *gives Nat a highfive*
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Blog 31:
*Y/n and Nat helping Wanda clean up the twins' toys in the living room*
Y/n: we should tell the team that your kids have enough toys and that if they want to get them a gift, make it an experience. zoo passes, arcade passes, bourbon tasting...
Wanda and Nat looking at Y/n confused: ...
Y/n: y'know? things we can do as a family??
Wanda, giggling: i would agree, especially that last part... but you're always the one who buys them gifts and spoils them.
Nat, nodding: that is actually true. like that time we were supposed to just buy them a toy but we passed by an animal shelter and you ended up adopting sparky for them. *giggles*
Y/n: well can you blame me? *looks at the twins who are sound asleep on the couch* these little gremlins are too cute to not be spoiled!
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Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader Short Blogs (compilation)
Fanfictionthese are my blogs from my tumblr account and these are only jokes/conversations that i've heard on random stuff and turned them into y/n x nat and other marvel character's conversations and added little bits in some of it. and i am really sorry, i...
