Blog 88:
Exhausted Wanda: hey guys... if you're considering having two or more children, know that i just split an m&m in half... an m&m... in half.
Y/n not knowing if she should be laughing or pity her sister: aww, well, i guess... thanks for the advice sis. *giggles*
Nat giggling: how about you rest and we'll look after them for how ever long you want.
Wanda laying down on the couch: i'd love that. you guys are the best. thank you... *falls asleep immediately*
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Blog 89:
*Wanda, Y/n, and Nat eating peacefully in the kitchen*
Tommy: mom, are you eating pie for breakfast?
Wanda eating pie: no. fruit casserole. want some?
Billy: NO! we hate casserole.
*twins leave*
Wanda whispering: i know...
*Nat and Y/n looking at Wanda*
Wanda: what?
Nat giggling: that's actually pretty good.
Y/n also giggling: yeah. we're definitely doing that when we have kids, thanks sis.
*Wanda giggles*
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Blog 90:
Y/n: not sure if i should be more concerned about the nephew who locked me out of my bedroom today, or the one who showed me how to pick the lock...
Wanda: oh my god, i'm so sorry. they'll get an earful from me later.
Y/n: yeah, and my wife will get some from me too... *glares at Nat who's trying to look everywhere but her wife*
Wanda confused: what? why?
Y/n: well it was all her idea...
Nat finally looking at her wife giggling: i'm sorry detka, it was only a prank... besides, i thought you'll just use your powers to free yourself.
Y/n to Nat: oh, you think this is funny, huh? no sex for a week, let's see if you still find this funny. *leaves*
Nat: wha- baby no! wait, come back! i'm sorry! shit... *stands up and tries to follow her wife*
Wanda now laughing at her sister in law: good luck Nat.
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Blog 91:
Nat: i'll put on a movie for the twins. *puts on an animated film on netflix*
Pietro: i feel sorry for the netflix era kids... they'll never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom or fridge or bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming "it's OOOONNNN!" to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time...
Tommy: couldn't you just pause it?
*Billy agreeing with his brother*
Y/n: oh my sweet summer children....
Wanda giggling: can you two please leave my children alone...
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Blog 92:
*Natasha walking in the lounge where Y/n and Wanda are*
Nat: hey Wands. hi baby.
Wanda: hey Nat.
*Nat plopping down next to Y/n and giving her a kiss on the cheek*
Y/n: oh hey love... *looks at Nat* why'd you paint your nails babe? i thought you weren't into that stuff?
Nat: well you wanted a new necklace didn't you? *smirks*
Y/n: i- *blushes hard*
Wanda: *just impressed by Nat then giggling after seeing Y/n's reaction*
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Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader Short Blogs (compilation)
Fanfictionthese are my blogs from my tumblr account and these are only jokes/conversations that i've heard on random stuff and turned them into y/n x nat and other marvel character's conversations and added little bits in some of it. and i am really sorry, i...
