these are my blogs from my tumblr account and these are only jokes/conversations that i've heard on random stuff and turned them into y/n x nat and other marvel character's conversations and added little bits in some of it. and i am really sorry, i...
Nat: what's the a word you pronounced incorrectly one time and it still haunts you to this day?
Y/n: mans laughter...
Nat, confused: ...man's laughter?
Y/n: manslaughter.
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Blog 169:
Y/n: you know Kelly Clarkson once said, "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger"...
Nat: yeah?
Y/n: i've just realized i don't wanna be stronger anymore... like, bitch, i am tired of being stronger. so whatever's trying to kill me, if you could just do it already, that'd be so great!
Nat: Y/n, moya lyubov, no.
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Blog 170:
Yelena: how's it going, sestra?
Nat: i have this headache that comes and goes.
*Y/n walks in*
Nat: there it is again....
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Blog 171:
Nat:*peacefully eating an apple*
Y/n: hey, babe.
Nat: yes, detka?
Y/n: what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Nat: i don't know... what?
Y/n: finding half a worm...
Nat: ...i hate you. *throws the apple at Y/n and leaves*
Y/n: what?? there's no worm in this apple.
Nat: i don't care.
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Blog 172:
-Y/n and Nat late for a meeting-
Y/n: sorry we're late, i broke down on the way here.
Tony: is your car working fine now?
Y/n: car?
Nat: *passing by* she meant she broke down. come on detka. *gently grabs Y/n's hands and pulls her to sit beside her*
