Blog 46:
*Nat and Y/n walking into Yelena taking photos of a sleeping Fanny*
Y/n to Yelena: can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the thousands of pictures you have of her sleeping?
Yelena: can you blame me? she's my cute little precious baby.
*Natasha just giggling at her wife and sister's conversation*
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Blog 47:
Y/n: y'know, gatorade is a drink for both world class athletes and hung over drunks who don't know how they got home last night.
Yelena: that's true. there's no middle ground.
Y/n: right? nobody is drinking gatorade because their day was fine... you either brought home the state championship or woke up in a state prison.
Nat: is this what happened to the both of you last weekend when i bailed you out?
Y/n:
Yelena:
Nat sighs: i don't know what i'm going to do with the two of you...
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Blog 48:
*surprisingly sober Yelena holding up a very drunk Y/n, bursting into the living room*
Y/n, slurring her words: I am proud to tell y'all that I took a job as the head of Old McDonald's farm!
*everyone got confused then looked at Yelena who is trying to hold her laugh in*
Nat to Yelena, rushing up to get Y/n: what the hell happened to "i will not let your wife get drunk"?? you know how low her alcohol tolerance is!
Yelena: well I was trying to stop her from drinking and I have no idea how she kept on having drinks in her hands. I went to pay for our drinks for a damn minute, and when I looked back, she's gone--
Nat, cutting her sister off, worried: YOU LOST HER?!
Yelena, with a defensive tone: ...then.... I found her talking to a McDonald's mannequin.
Y/n, proudly: and he told me that i'm the CIEIO!
*everyone bursts into laughter including Natasha who is still a little worried about her drunken wife*
Yelena: see, she's fiiiine! plus, your wife is even fun to be with when she's drunk.
Nat, sighs and picks up her wife bridal style: whatever... c'mon love, let's get you cleaned up and ready for bed.
Y/n, giggling: you're the best wife ever *snuggles on Nat's neck and falls asleep immediately*
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Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader Short Blogs (compilation)
Fanfictionthese are my blogs from my tumblr account and these are only jokes/conversations that i've heard on random stuff and turned them into y/n x nat and other marvel character's conversations and added little bits in some of it. and i am really sorry, i...
