these are my blogs from my tumblr account and these are only jokes/conversations that i've heard on random stuff and turned them into y/n x nat and other marvel character's conversations and added little bits in some of it. and i am really sorry, i...
Random Agent: no, i mean what are you guys having?
Y/n, bluntly: an unwanted conversation.
Maria: *chokes on her food*
*Random Agent rolling their eyes and leaving*
Nat, giggling: you okay, Maria?
Maria now laughing: i fucking hate your wife, Nat. you have to warn me when you're about to say things like that. 😂
Y/n also giggling: i'd apologize, but was i wrong though? *hands Maria a bottle of water*
Maria:nope. not at all.
Nat: you've been bestfriends for years, you should know her by now.
Maria: i knoww. it's just sometimes i forget how brutal she can get.
*Y/n just giggling*
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Blog 65:
Y/n: in the previous job i had before this, we all had to sign a card for a co-worker that's retiring...
Nat: what did you wrote?
Y/n: "please take me with you"
Maria: and i did... then you two met and got together, and now i'm long forgotten by my bestfriends.
*Y/n and Nat giggling*
Y/n: that's not true! we always try to invite you when we're going out.
Nat: exactly... you're the one turning it down.
Maria: what, so i can be your third wheel? no, thank you.
Nat: you know we will never do that to you.
Y/n: yeah, we're supposed to be a trio... c'mon Maria, we're your bestfriends! we'll treat you, anything you want!
Maria finally giving in, sighing: fineee.
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Blog 66:
Nick: Natasha, can you please talk to your wife? *leaves*
Nat: what did she do?
Nat to Y/n: what did you do?
Y/n: Agent Garcia quit and i found out her first name's Ruth.
Maria: now she's been referring to the office as "ruthless"
Y/n: what? it's true. and now people are pissed? i don't get y'all. 🙄
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Blog 67:
Villain Y/n: you loved me because i was a hero? well let me tell you something about heroes, darling... heroes will sacrifice you for the greater good... i have no such compunction... i would burn the whole multiverse for you.
Nat: Y/n...
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(A/n: this last one is a little different from what i usually blog but i just really love that line lol)
