Blog 191:
-Nat and Y/n entering a haunted house-
Y/n: AAAH!!
Nat: hm.
Y/n: AAAHHH!!
Nat: ...
-going through the house consists of Y/n getting scared and screaming-
Y/n: how are you not scared?!
Nat: babe... none of this stuff is scary.
Nat: AHH!! WHAT'S THAT?! IT'S TERRIFYING! *points*
Y/n: *panicking and looking over to where Nat is pointing*
Y/n:*realizes Nat is pointing at a mirror* ha ha, very funny...
Nat: *laughing at Y/n* oh come on, it is a little funny.
Y/n: *starts walking away* fine... but you owe me ice cream.
Nat: *giggling* sure! come on! *grabs Y/n's hand and drags her to the ice cream store*
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Blog 192:
Nat: what did you say this game was called?
Y/n: it's called a spirit board... we both put a hand on the planchette like so, and the spirit will answer a question for us!
Nat: neat! so what'll you ask?
Y/n: hmm... oh great spirit from beyond the veil, tell me... do you put milk in the bowl first or cereal?
*planchette moves*
Y/n, appalled: milk...
Nat: you nasty ghost.
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Blog 193:
Y/n: *eating a cereal* hey, babe look! it says here that if i collect 20 coupons, then i get a free box of cereal!
Nat: that's nice babe. that's one.
Y/n: and 19 more to go!
-at the grocery store-
Y/n: *putting the 19th cereal on the cart* that free cereal will soon be mine!
Nat: *just amused at her girl*
-back at home-
Y/n: *cutting out the coupons from the box*
Nat: *helping Y/n out* 14... 15... 16... these are a lotta coupons babe.
Y/n: we're nearly there... *cuts the last one* AT LAST!
-the next day back at the store-
Y/n: i'd like to exchange these 20 coupons for a box of cereal please...
Staff: sorry, we're all out. some weirdo bought our last 19 boxes yesterday... *looks at Y/n* kind of looked like you to be honest...
Y/n:
Nat: *trying to hold her laugh in*
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Blog 194:
Y/n: *checks under the bed*
Nat: babe, what are you doing?
Y/n: *checks the closet* ... *releases a sigh of relief*
Nat: Y/n, wha-
Y/n: okay Bob, coast is clear!
*a friendly looking monster suddenly appears*
Bob: thanks, Y/n! *shyly enters the closet*
Nat:
Y/n:
Nat: you know what... i'm not even gonna ask anymore.
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Blog 195:
Y/n: babe, i had a weird dream about you last night.
Nat: oh?
Y/n: first of all, i dreamt you could fly... and for some reason, you flew into this gas station in the middle of nowhere... but you didn't need any gas so you bought a lottery ticket... and then you won the lottery... but you spent all your winnings on sneakers...
Nat: *just looking at Y/n*
Y/n: isn't that weird? what do you think it all means?
Nat:
Nat: why you so obsessed with me
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Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader Short Blogs (compilation)
Hayran Kurguthese are my blogs from my tumblr account and these are only jokes/conversations that i've heard on random stuff and turned them into y/n x nat and other marvel character's conversations and added little bits in some of it. and i am really sorry, i...
