12. To the YinYang

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Ray lays out a thorough plan-no, half of it was just improv, surprisingly good improv at that, he assumed a lot, laid out plan-screw it, you'll get it

Sam is sitting in the chair closest to the tavern's door with Bastion sitting across from her

"...You really don't have to do this if you don't want" Bastion shakes his head

"I feel like I should do it, I want to...I get that you're worrying about me, but I'm a grown woman now...I'm a legit adult somehow" Sam reminds with a smile

Bastion sighs, "I know I'm not the only person who worries about the stupid stuff you do" He chuckles, clasping his hands together

"Like what?" Sam furrows her brows, puffing her bottom lip out

"How much more time do you think it'll take Roxxane to get ready?" Bastion strokes his chin

"Maybe a few more minutes..." Sam lowers her gaze to the table

"Then that's about how long I can name them off" Bastion clarifies, smiling

Sam opens her mouth to say something, but Roxxane's voice blocks out any thought she had before

"Okay, I'm close to one of the watchtowers...dunno how long I can make this camouflage spell last" Roxxane's voice scrazzles through an earpiece in Sam's ear

"Time to slut up" Ra-...I don't think that's Ray, it sounds more like Harley Quinn if she wasn't crazy...I guess a little crazy, but deeper

"Alright, just have to wait..." Bastion gets up, walking out of the bar

"Holy sh!t, who was that?" Valk sounds absolutely baffled

"Ray Ray, bay bay" Ray giggles

"WHAT THE F#CK IS WRONG WITH YOUR VO-oh, don't worry, I'm just talking to someone on the phone-did I startle you?" Valk breaks away from the conversation

Roxxane laughs, sounding more like a sudden puff of air

Sam presses on her earpiece with a sigh


Ray swings his legs, one foot in front of the other-are those boobs? Sorry, sorry, just-he's got...badonkers, huge milkonkederhongalomungos...maybe they're just cantaloupes I don't know, but he's got the dress on and make-up with eye liner and fake lashes, his hair is dyed blonde and straightened up as well, as he walks, he straightens one of his extremely long gloves that lead from his hand all the way to his shoulder, covering up anything that might lie underneath

The inside of the castle has numerous, well-dressed denizens, most with suits or a dress, some of them dressed in battle armor...and one that stands among the rest, Hillbobby surveying the area while leaning on a wall close to a wine-tasting table

Red and yellow banners are hung all around the area, carpets so red that it looks like someone slaughtered a bunch of cows and threw limbs and pieces of meat all around the floor. Occasional pale tables are lined up close to the wall, some with candles and wine, others with a variety of food

Ray continues strutting slowly toward a trapezoidal wall with two stairs running up the sides of it leading to a higher level

"Mmm...hot d*mn, girl...you got two wishes left, I'm Leo" A man in a yellow tuxedo gets in Ray's way, lowering his sunglasses to try and lock his brown eyes to Ray's blues...even if he has to look up at Ray

"Sorry, babe, taken" Ray walks past the yellow-tuxed man, not even looking in his direction

"Wait, wait, wait, let me buy you a drink, please" The long-haired man grabs Ray's covered arm

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