Piper McLean has updated her status: Why is Jason replying 'Your mom' to everything I say???
Dionysus the Great Grape and 14 others like this
Comments:
Jason Grace: Your mom
Annabeth Chase: *facepalm*
Aphrodite: -_______________-
Percy Jackson: Your dad
Jason Grace: Your dog
Percy Jackson: Your face
Leo Valdez: oooooooh shots fired
Chiron: I am very confused ._.
Dionysus the Great Grape: We all are
Percy Jackson: Dionysus, why is your name 'Dionysus the Great Grape'?
Jason Grace: ...
Jason Grace: your mom
Hera: *turns Jason into a peacock*
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Piper McLean has updated her status: Same-sex marriage is finally legal in all 50 states of America!! ❤️#lovewins
Aphrodite and 50 others like this
Comments:
Percy Jackson: Does this mean I can marry my pet dolphin?
Hazel Levesque: O.o
Annabeth Chase: Seaweed Brain *rolls eyes*
Leo Valdez: THIS MEANS JASON CAN MARRY THE BRICK!! *'Here comes the bride' starts playing*
Jason Grace: Leo, I am NOT marrying the brick ugh
Jason's Brick: you LIED to me Jason :((
Percy Jackson: awe no i am here for you, brick :))
Jason's Brick: :)))
Reyna: We will holding a pride parade in New Rome if anyone wants to come
Aphrodite Cabin: YAAAAAAAAY!
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Chiron has posted a message on the Camp Half-Blood Official Page: Will all campers please refrain from climbing Thalia's Tree? It is a monument, not playground equipment, thank you.
Thalia Grace and 46 others like this.
Comments:
Connor Stoll: *hides from the wrath of Chiron*
Thalia Grace: I hate you, Connor Stoll
Travis Stoll: We love you too, Thalia :)))
Thalia Grace: grrr >:(
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Frank Zhang has updated his status: Why is Jason spamming my page with a sad green frog?
Comments:
Jason Grace: his name is pepe!
Pepe the Frog: :))))))
Frank Zhang: I once shape shifted into a frog. It was...unpleasant
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Percy Jackson has changed his name to ( ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡° )
Poseidon and 22 others like this
Comments:
Annabeth Chase: seaweed brain
( ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡° ): ( ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡° )
Leo Valdez: ( ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡° )ception
Poseidon: What is ( ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡° )?
Jason Grace: your mom
Piper McLean: this post is a mess
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A/N: YOUR SWAGGY AUTHOR IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
well not really because this story still sucks
and i'm sick :((
but yeah, hello! *throws pancakes at audience*
I apologise if this chapter isn't my best but oh well
THIS BOOK IS NEARLY OVER WHAT
leave suggestions in the comments!!
i have nothing to say here
Peace ✌🏼️
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Demigods on Facebook (and more!)
FanfictionThis is what crazy stuff would happen if the demigods got Facebook. May include: harpies, Leo Valdez, Persassy, the gods being random, cheese, nicknames, Gender Bender and other random stuff Contains extreme randomness. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
