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Percy Jackson has updated his status: I wanna get blue streaks in my hair, I mean how FREAKING AWESOME would that be?
Percy Jackson and 392 others like this
Comments:
Annabeth Chase: ??!
Leo Valdez: Percy, all the blue has gone to your head. WE NEED A MEDIC
Apollo: LOL
Annabeth Chase: Apollo go away!
Apollo: NEVER HEHEHEHEHE
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Rachel Dare has joined Facebook
Comments:
Annabeth Chase: Yay! Hi Rachel!
Percy Jackson: Is it safe to have an oracle on Facebook? I mean, she could start typing some random prophecy about how our computers are about to blow up
Rachel Dare: How are we not attracting a million monsters right now?
Annabeth Chase: Leo made them all monster proof
Leo Valdez: Cause I'm special that way ;)
Percy Jackson: NO MORE WINKY FACES
Leo Valdez: ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) u want more Percy? ;)
Percy Jackson has logged off
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Octavian has changed his name to Slayer of Pillow Pets and all things Cute and Cuddly
Praetor Reyna and 100 others like this
Percy Jackson: REVENGE FOR KILLING MY PANDA PILLOW PET
Slayer of Pillow Pets and all things Cute and Cuddly: YOU GUYS ARE MEAN TO ME :(
Jason Grace: Well you deserve it cause no one likes you and you kill CUDDLY THINGS
Frank Zhang: I caught you sneaking out of cabins with assortments of teddy bears and stuffed unicorns
Dakota: YOU STOLE MY MR FURRY BOTTOM
Annabeth Chase: Definitely evil
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Percy Jackson has updated his status: Annabeth, I need to tell you something important....*gulps*
Chiron and 547 others like this
Comments:
Annabeth Chase: What it is Seaweed Brain?
Percy Jackson: I'm pregnant...
Annabeth Chase: Don't be a barnacle brain Percy
Percy Jackson: THEN EXPLAIN WHY MY TEST IS POSITIVE
Leo Valdez: That's a thermometer Percy
Percy Jackson: BUT MY MAGIC EIGHT BALL SAID I WAS!!
Leo Valdez: no comment
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Chiron has updated his status: Didn't Rachel already have FB? Why is it saying she just joined?
Comments:
Rachel Dare: I may or may have not forgotten my password
Leo Valdez: It was octaviantheaugur
Rachel Dare: HOW DID YOU KNOW???
Leo Valdez: I'm a special kid
Annabeth Chase: Ew
Octavian: WTF I WOULD NEVER DATE AN ORACLE OR A MORTAL OR BOTH
Jason Grace: Go away, Octavian
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Percy Jackson has updated his status: Nico hasn't been to dinner, lunch or breakfast for the past two days. Anyone know why?
Annabeth Chase: I don't know. It's weird actually
Nico DiAngelo: HOW DARE YOU TAKE AWAY MY NYAN CAT PERCY!!!
Percy Jackson: You've been playing it for 72 hours straight, man.
Leo Valdez: I knew to stop after I farted rainbows...
Annabeth Chase: o_o
Hazel Levesque: What's Nyan Cat?
Nico DiAngelo: HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK FOR THE LAST 70 YEARS?????
Hazel Levesque: Well, the Underworld is under the earth. And the earth is made of rock. So yeah, I basically have been living under a rock
Nico DiAngelo: Yeah....sorry Hazel
Hazel Levesque: So what is Nyan Cat?
Annabeth Chase: It's a cat that eats Pop-Tarts and farts rainbows
Hazel Levesque: O_O
Leo Valdez: I have a tail
Frank Zhang: What?
Leo Valdez: TEEHEE
Zeus: Hephaestus, I hate to tell you this but your son has grown a tail
Hephaestus: AWESOME!!
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Demigods on Facebook (and more!)
FanfictionThis is what crazy stuff would happen if the demigods got Facebook. May include: harpies, Leo Valdez, Persassy, the gods being random, cheese, nicknames, Gender Bender and other random stuff Contains extreme randomness. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
