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Chapter 44 includes Will and Nico ;)

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(Not proofread #sorrynotsorry)

Apollo has updated his status:

Bored as Hades, so I made a new haiku

There's wifi in Hades
I should know
I'm in there

Comments:

Will Solace: Dad, why exactly are you in Hades?

Apollo:...Zeus

Zeus: no comment

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Nico diAngelo has updated his status:

When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band
He said 'Son when you grow up
Will you be the saviour of the broken
The beaten
And the damned.'
He said 'Will you defeat them, your demons and all the non-believers
The plans that they have made
Because one day
I'll leave you
A phantom
To lead you in the summer
To join the Black Parade.'

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Comments:

Hades: Wtf, I never said this to you

Nico diAngelo: It's a song...

Hades: wtf is the black parade

Hades: and im immortal

Nico diAngelo: ...

Nico diAngelo: *facepalm*

Gerard Way: The Black Parade is dead

Nico diAngelo: OMFG GERARD HI

Gerard Way has logged off

Hades: i think you might have scared him away

Nico diAngelo: Schist

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Piper McLean had updated her status: All I've been hearing this week at camp is
-Ebola
-#alexfromtarget
-Five Nights at Freddys 2
-When's archery class?
-After lunch
-Ebola

Comments:

Freddy Fazbear: WOW I'M EVEN SCARIER NOW HERE LOOK AT MY TEETH DON'T MY EYES LOOK LIKE NASH GRIER?

Leo Valdez: Woah, slow down there friend

Freddy Fazbear: I CAN'T I JUST ATE FROM ALL THE SUGAR PACKETS ON THE TABLES HEE HEE

Nico diAngelo: AHH SAVE ME FROM FREDDY HELPPP

Piper McLean: O.O Freddy, you're terrorising all the little kids

Nico diAngelo: I'm not a little kid, Piper!

Percy Jackson: Tee hee. Why have Alex from Target when you can have Percy from Camp Half-Blood?

Piper McLean: *facepalm*

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Apollo has uploaded a new video: Zeus lets it rip at the council meeting

(Zeus is in the throne room about to sit down. When he does, a sound eerily similar to a fart and a duck quack shakes the buildings. Zeus looks embarrassed and Artemis, Hades, Aphrodite and Poseidon are all silently laughing at him)

Comments:

Thalia Grace: Ewww dad!

Jason Grace: We didn't need that footage, Apollo!

Apollo: Yes you did!! Tee hee

Zeus: >:(

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Zeus has updated his status: Someone put a rubber duck on my throne and I sat on it and it let out a squeak!

Comments:

Aphrodite: I still swear you cut the cheese

Hermes: Wasn't me! I was...um...delivering! Packages!

Apollo: I was um, driving the Sun ferrari!

Artemis: It was at night, brother

Apollo: ...

Poseidon: So who was in the throne room at the time?

Zeus: Urhm, there was Hades, Artemis, Aphrodite and you, brother

Poseidon: Did you see anyone suspicious, maybe?

Zeus: Well...I did see a bit of mist swirling around...

Poseidon: Hecate!

Hecate: What?

Poseidon: Did you, by any chance, place a rubber duck on Zeus's chair?

Hecate: No, but that sounds funny lol

Poseidon: Hmm...

Hades: BAHAHAHA YOU FELL FOR IT FOOLS

Zeus: -_____-

Zeus: Go to your room

Hades: but-

Zeus: NOW!!

Hades has logged off

Poseidon: Lol

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Will Solace has updated a new album titled: Selfies w/ the bae

(The album consists of Nico and Will pulling various faces, including the duck face)

Comments:

Aphrodite: SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP

Annabeth Chase: Wow Nico, I thought you were above the selfie trend

Nico diAngelo: Nope! Ahahaha

Apollo: This is unacceptable!

Will Solace: Dad?

Apollo: Will should top

Will Solace: DAD WTF

Nico diAngelo: HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON US BY ANY CHANCE?

Apollo: Hermes had some really advanced technology

Hades: Lol

Apollo: :P

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Leo Valdez has updated his status: Thanksgiving, the day of giving is coming soon (can all donations please be addressed to Leo Valdez at Camp Half-Blood, thx)

Comments:

Annabeth Chase: Thanksgiving isn't about you Leo

Leo Valdez: Oh, don't go off on a boring history lesson again

Piper McLean: Again?

Leo Valdez: Yeah. I asked Annabeth who was the art guy chopped his own ear off, and she gave me a four hour art history lesson

Annabeth Chase: His name was Von Gogh!

Leo Valdez: Oh, shut up

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A/N: HI PEEPS, I'M BACK

*crickets chirping*

Anywho, I think Thanksgiving has already been in 'Murica, but idk really (I'm on the opposite side of the world)

And um, hi!!

Well, if you requested to be in this story, I'm really sorry I didn't di that this chapter, but I am NOT TAKING REQUESTS AT THE MOMENT

I will do something like that in the future, maybe

Woow, this update took ages. I hope it was worth it!

Anypoo, I'm going to go and listen to Bring Me the Horizon now!

Byeee!

-Skyealita

QOTD: Do you watch Danisnotonfire and/or AmazingPhil?

AOTD: THEY ARE MY LIFE

MY LIFE, I TELL YOU

#OTP

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