Demigods on Facebook – Chapter whatever includes more Persassy
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Leo Valdez has updated his status:
LOL I CAUGHT PIKACHU
Ash and 12 others like this
Comments:
Jason Grace: *sigh* I need something better than Magikarp
Percy Jackson: SIMIPOUR IS BETTER THAN ALL OF U LOLOL
Hazel Levesque: What is this all about?
Leo Valdez: Pokemon is this really awesome game about catching creatures and battling them with others!
Hazel Levesque: Um...sounds weird
Leo Valdez: IT’S REALLY COOL
Percy Jackson: NEVER DISS POKEMON
Nico diAngelo: Mythomagic is better
Frank Zhang: I have to go with Nico on this. Mythomagic is better
Leo Valdez: Hey, Frank, can you turn into a Pikachu?
Frank Zhang: No -_-
Percy Jackson: A Chinese whale!
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Jason Grace has uploaded a new album: Selfies with the bae
(The album contains many photos of Jason pulling the duck face and taking a selfie with a brick)
Comments:
Piper McLean: Oh, sure. New girlfriend huh?
Jason Grace: Boyfriend actually
Piper McLean: How...nice
Reyna: The praetor of New Rome is in a relationship with a brick. Smh
Jason Grace: I’m not praetor anymore, remember?
Reyna: Former praetor. Still smh
Percy Jackson: smb
Jason Grace: Smb?
Percy Jackson: Shaking my butt
Annabeth Chase: Seaweed Brain....
Percy Jackson: lol *slides out*
Percy Jackson: #toosassy4u
Leo Valdez: Who unleashed Persassy?
Jason Grace: #jasonisfabberthanu
Annabeth Chase: Who unleashed the hashtag squad?
Leo Valdez: Don’t you mean the #hashtagsquad?
Annabeth Chase: *rolls eyes*
Percy Jackson: Don’t be like that, Mrs Jackson
Athena: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????????
Annabeth Chase: Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. Me and Percy got married last night.
Athena: ...
Poseidon: ...
Aphrodite: ...
Fangirls: ...
Obama: ...
World: ...
Athena: O.o
Poseidon: I think she passed out
Poseidon: Congrats, btw
Aphrodite: YAYYYYY THE PERCABETH LIVES ON!!! When is the baby due?
Annabeth Chase: ...
Percy Jackson: APRIL FOOLS!
Percy Jackson: lolol
Athena: PERSEUS JACKSON NEVER DO THAT AGAIN OR YOU *WILL* DIE!!!!
Percy Jackson: #still2fabforu *runs away*
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Hazel Levesque has updated her status: HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPITAL LETTERS?
Comments:
Annabeth Chase: Just press the button that says Caps Lock
Hazel Levesque: I’M ON MY PHONE
Annabeth Chase: ....alright, who gave Hazel a phone?
Leo Valdez: hehehe
Annabeth Chase: Leo, that’s mean
Leo valdez: But’s it’s funny!
Hazel Levesque: I’LL SET ARION ON YOU
Percy Jackson: Wow, that’s even scarier in caps lock
Leo Valdez: *runs away wailing*
Arion: NEIGHHH (Language has been removed by the Demigods and Facebook committee)
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Nico diAngelo has updated his status: ASDHFJSKSKDKJDWWJKWKJD I JUST READ CHAPTER 7 OF HELL’S CROWN BY MUSHREE ON WATTPAD AND IT’S AMA-ZHANG!!
Comments:
Skyealita: #shamelessfriendadvertising
Nico diAngelo: Who are you?
Skyealita: Umm....no one
Skyealita: But I can make you say anything!
Nico diAngelo: What, no you can- MARSHMALLOWS FLUFFY DERP
Nico diAngelo: LOOL IM GAYY
Nico diAngelo: Stahp doing that!!
Nico diAngelo: LOLOL JASONN IZZ DA BOMBB
Nico diAngelo: MUSHREE IS AN AWESOME WRITER
Mushree: uhh, what?
Nico diAngelo: LOLLLLLL
Mushree: *runs away*
Nico diAngelo: Come back! Skyealita made me say those things!!
Skyealita: lol
Skyealita: BYE! *mysteriously fades out of existence*
Nico diAngelo: W-what? Where’d she go?
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Aphrodite has updated her status: So Percy got the girl he’s known since he was 12, Jason’s got several girls, Frank’s got a girl who isn’t technically meant to be alive. How sweet! *fangirls*
Comments:
Leo Valdez: LOOK I MADE A SPOON HAT!
Spencer Shay: hey, that’s mine line!!
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A/N: So, my friend next to me thought ‘Nico’ was pronounced Nick-o. Don’t blame her, she hasn’t even read Percy Jackson (But she’s reading this story...how weird, right?)
And I would like to thank her (@bluestonewarrior) and @mushree for introducing me to Pokemon
Hey guys, if you haven’t already, please go check out @mushree and her story ‘Hell’s Crown’. Mushree is one of my best friends in real life (we even go to the same school!) and she’s a seriously awesome writer. Definitely give her stories a chance ^_^
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PPS. rICK ROLLING IS STILL COOL
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Demigods on Facebook (and more!)
FanfictionThis is what crazy stuff would happen if the demigods got Facebook. May include: harpies, Leo Valdez, Persassy, the gods being random, cheese, nicknames, Gender Bender and other random stuff Contains extreme randomness. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
