Chapter 48 includes Steven Universe

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Chapter 48 includes Steven Universe!

PROBABLY SPOILERS. I don't even know

(hi yeah also this book is me pretending Leo is alive and well and all is good between the camps and everyone is happy)

Leo Valdez has updated his status: Happy New Years everyone! What did you all get for Christmas?

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Comments:

Annabeth Chase: I got several dates from Percy, an owl necklace and several bad puns from you, Leo!

Leo Valdez: Is that OWL you got, Annabeth?

Annabeth Chase: grrrr >:(

Leo Valdez: Hahahah

Percy Jackson: I got a pair of socks with seashells on them! Thanks dad!

Poseidon: No prob, Bob

Percy Jackson: I'm Percy...

Poseidon: ...I know

Frank Zhang: It was great getting to see you all at Camp Half-Blood again!

Hazel Levesque: Yeah...we should've won the war games...

Hazel Levesque: Also I got a pack of colouring pencils delivered to my door, what's up with that Pluto

Pluto: I thought you liked colouring...?

Hazel Levesque: I don't need a new set every holiday!

Pluto: Ahem

Leo Valdez: Hey Hazel, can you still summon precious metals from the ground?

Hazel Levesque: Sorta

Steven Universe: You can do WHAT?

Hazel Levesque: Who are you?

Steven Universe: I'm Steven Quartz Universe, a member of the Crystal Gems! We fight to protect the Earth from invading Homeworld Gems and that

Hazel Levesque: I'm so confused

Jason Grace: Oh! I know you. Aren't you a little, er, young to be on Facebook, Steven?

Steven Universe: I'm 14! Uh-oh, I hear Pearl calling me, gotta go!

Steven Universe has logged off

Hazel Levesque: uh...

Jason Grace: Don't worry, I'll show you the TV show sometime

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Magnus Chase has changed his name to Mango Cheese

Mango Cheese: Who did this?????

Annabeth Chase: Sorry hahaha...love ya

Mango Cheese: Same to you, :P

Percy Jackson: Annabeth, who is this?

Annabeth Chase: He's my cousin from Boston, Percy. Chill

Mango Cheese: I just got inboxed a heap of angry messages from Percy telling me to lay off you, is he right?

Annabeth Chase: PERCY!

Percy Jackson: Teehee

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Donald Trump has updated his status: Hello people of Camp Half-Blood, I hope to recieve your vote for this year's presidential election! I promise to make America great again!

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Comments:

Piper McLean: America would be better off without you, ew

Clarisse LaRue: Even the stupid brick Jason's married to would make a better president than Donald Trump

Brick Brickson-Grace: exCUSE YOU

Jason Grace: DON'T INSULT MY WIFEY

Clarisse LaRue: I'll do what I want, thank you very much

Brick Brickson-Grace: @!@?@$##!!

Clarisse LaRue: Ow! It hit me!

Jason Grace: Serves ya right

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Nico diAngelo is in a relationship with Will Solace

Aphrodite and 43 others like this

Comments:

Aphrodite: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK YAY!!

Piper McLean: You need to take a chill pill mom

Aphrodite: NEVER

Hazel Levesque: Happy for you, bro

Leo Valdez: Ooh someONE's getting laid ;)

Frank Zhang: Leo, there are little ears here

Hazel Levesque: I'm fine, Frank

Frank Zhang: I was talking about Nico!

Nico diAngelo: Leo - Go away. Frank - Thanks, but I'm fine

Will Solace: :)))))))

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Piper McLean has updated her status: PANIC! AT THE DISCO'S NEW ALBUM IS SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MARRY ME BRENDON URIE

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Comments:

Jason Grace: ahem

Piper McLean: Oh shush you're married to a brick

Dionysus: Crazy=Genius is, like, my favourite song!

Piper McLean: Makes sense for you, Mr D

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Percy Jackson has updated his status: So I was taking one of those random tests that pop up here on Facebook and I got Jason Grace as my life partner and one true love!

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Comments:

Annabeth Chase: Seaweed Brain, you know those tests are just calculated on who likes and comments on your stuff a lot. There's no real logic to them

Percy Jackson: Aw Annabeth you're no fun :(

Jason Grace: I LOVE YOU BRO

Percy Jackson: I LOVE YOU TOO BRO

Leo Valdez: Do you love me too?

Percy Jackson: Go away, Leo

Leo Valdez: :(((

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Thalia has updated her status: Hey, Annabeth, you should consider joining the Hunters. We have an opening :D

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Comments:

Artemis: Yes, Annabeth would be a great addition! And only at a small price

Annabeth Chase: I'm still dating Percy, sorry

Artemis: Oh, that's a shame

Percy Jackson: >:(

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Hey guys!

Really sorry I haven't been updating much. Here's a chapter I hope you all enjoyed it. I can't believe it's already 2016! How was everyone's Christmas?

So yeah I've been obsessed with Steven Universe recently and it's such a good show omg.

Updating again soon!

-Cory

QOTD: Have you read Magnus Chase?
AOTD: Yes! It was really good and interesting!

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