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Hazel Levesque has updated her status: Just woke up to find Leo riding around Camp Jupiter on Hannibal. Anyone know why?
Comments:
Leo Valdez: MWAHAHAHA MORTALS! I shall take over the world on my evil elephant!!!
Hannibal: peanuts
Leo Valdez: FEEL THE WRATH OF THE PEANUTS!! *chucks peanuts and one bounces off Reyna*
Praetor Reyna: WHO DARES DISTURB ME?? *looks around pointedly*
Leo Valdez: *runs away singing 'This Boy is on Fire' while on fire*
Octavian: AHHH! My toga!!! It's burning!!! Helpp!!!
Hannibal: *accidentally runs over flaming Octavian* oopps
Jason Grace: And that is how Octavian became a pancake. The end!! Did you enjoy that, new demigods?
Bella Moore: *claps and emerges from shadows with other campers*
Rebecca diAngelo: That was amazing!!
Bella Moore: OMG BEST STORY EVAHHH
Percy Jackson: Are you in any way related to Nico diAngelo?
Rebecca diAngelo: *sarcasm* uh no, I'm just a random daughter of Hades with the same last name.
Nico diAngelo: Bex, Percy is a Seaweed Brain. It's not fair for you to use sarcasm on him *heavy sigh*
Rebecca diAngelo: What, just because you like him?
Percy Jackson: What????
Nico diAngelo has logged off
Rebecca diAngelo has logged off
Hades: ???
Bella Moore: Oh. Em. Gee! *dramatic gasp*
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Dionysus has changed his name to Old, fat and Grape Obsessed
Comments:
Piper McLean: That sounds like a TV show
Tristan McLean: Which I can star in! *heroic music plays*
Piper McLean: Dad, go away
Old, fat and Grape Obsessed: Who is that, Prima?
Piper McLean: It's PIPER, and that is my dad
Old, fat and Grape obsessed: OMG TRISTAN MCLEAN?? I love your movies!!!!
Piper McLean: O_O
Old, fat and Grape obsessed: I mean, uhm, nice to meet you, sir
Tristan McLean: Who are you, mysterious old fat grape-obsessed man?
Old, fat and Grape obsessed: I am the GREAT DIONYSUS!! *thunder booms*
Tristan McLean: Haha, no way you're one of those old Greek myths!
Maenads: N-non believer? *tilts head*
Tristan McLean: Aww, what sweet little thieksosnisjqnwudnddkeisj
Maenads: *licks lips* mm, tasty!
Piper McLean: You....just ate my father?
Leo Valdez: yes, tristan mclean makes for a nice evening snack
Piper McLean: Shut up Leo
Leo Valdez: -____-
Percy Jackson: Here, we observe the revered 'whale face' in the depths of wild Facebookia
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Demigods on Facebook (and more!)
FanfictionThis is what crazy stuff would happen if the demigods got Facebook. May include: harpies, Leo Valdez, Persassy, the gods being random, cheese, nicknames, Gender Bender and other random stuff Contains extreme randomness. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
