Chapter 9 includes pickles

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Leo Valdez: Has anyone ever tried peanut butter on a pickle?

Tyson and 173 others like this

Tyson: Yes!!!!!!!

Annabeth Chase: Ughh, gross. Boys have weird taste buds.

Percy Jackson: We come up with some pretty cool combinations of food! Like banana dipped in chocolate!

Leo Valdez: *high fives*

Thalia Grace: Strawberries dipped in chocolate is one of my favourite foods....

Leo Valdez: #guiltyfoodpleasures

Annabeth Chase: Stop using octothorp tags!!!!

Hazel Levesque: What?

Leo Valdez: What?

Percy Jackson: What?

Annabeth Chase: Octothorp is another word for #

Hazel Levesque: Well, what's a hashtag?

Thalia Grace: *facepalm*

Percy Jackson: It's what you use on Twitter to identify a message. Eg #hazel #percyjackson #food

Hazel Levesque: What's Twitter?

Leo Valdez: Well, this is getting awkward...

Annabeth Chase: It's a website where celebrities post stupid stuff and photos

Percy Jackson: Well, actually some of my favourite authors are on there!

Annabeth Chase: You don't even read unless you're forced!

Percy Jackson: I happen to pick up a book once in a while!

Annabeth Chase: Well, who's the author?

Percy Jackson: Rick Riordan, of course!

Frank Zhang: What did he write?

Leo Valdez: Oh yeah, I've heard of him! He wrote that awesome Percy Jackson/ Heroes of Olympus series!

Percy Jackson: Which ironically has my name in the title *flexes muscles*

Leo Valdez: Question of the Day: Does Percy actually have muscle?

Annabeth Chase and 674 others like this

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Percy Jackson has updated his status:
*insert photo of Percy with totally ripped arms*

Drew Tanaka and 856 others like this

Leo Valdez: #photoshopped #nomuscle #fakearms

Annabeth Chase: Percy, everyone knows that's not real

Drew Tanaka: OMG Percy we should totally go out.....

Annabeth Chase: Hands off, Aphrodite cabin

Aphrodite cabin dislikes this

Percy Jackson: Ladies, ladies there's enough of me to go around

Leo Valdez: Don't forget about me!

Everyone dislikes this

Leo Valdez: Aww, come on

Hazel Levesque: This is totally awesome.....uhhh I mean awkward
How do I delete?

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Leo Valdez has changed his name to LeoDaLion

Annabeth Chase: umm isn't that a lion in The Jungle Book?

Leo Valdez: SO? NOT EVERYONE CAN BE AS COOL AS ME!!!

Annabeth Chase: -___- you're not that cool

Leo Valdez: And your gonna hear me ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Percy Jackson: I can hear someone being strangled. The sound seems to be coming from Cabin 9. I will go help them.

Leo Valdez: My singing isn't that bad!

Piper McLean: ummm

Hazel Levesque: ummmm

Frank Zhang: ummmmm

Jason Grace: ummmmmmmmm

Thalia Grace: ummmmmm

Thalia Grace and 7 more have logged off

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Octavian has updated his status: The teddies bears have told me to EAT PIE MISTER!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA

No one likes this

Comments:

Frank Zhang: Either he lost it or drank Dakota's Kool-Aid

Octavian: NO ONE CARES LOWLY SCUM OF MARS!!!

Mars: DON'T SPEAK ABOUT MY SON LIKE THAT!!!!!!! >:(

Octavian: Ooh! You can't scare me!!!!!

Mars: *points godly cannon at Camp Jupiter*

Octavian: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!

Hazel Levesque: Guys! Stop fighting! Octavian, apologise to Mars for making fun of Frank and Mars, stop pointing that cannon at us!

Octavian: I'm s-sorry, M-Mars!

Mars: I'm not done with you!

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Leo Valdez has uploading a new album: Percabeth on the Argo II

563 likes

Comments:

Thalia Grace: AGHHHHH!! MY EYES, THEY BURN!

Percy Jackson: I'm gonna MURDER Valdez!!

Nico diAngelo: Ummm Percy? You look a bit too close to Annabeth on that one

Athena: IM GONNA OBLITERATE YOUR BEHIND! Annabeth, how could you???????????

Poseidon: No comment

Annabeth Chase: Ummm, who took these?

Coach Hedge: Ok, you two are grounded until the Styx freezes over!

Annabeth Chase: You are not in charge of us anymore Coach Hedge!

Chiron: Ok, anyone who is caught sneaking out of their cabin will pay 50 drachma and not be allowed in any fun activities for the rest of the year!

Drew Tanaka: ummm........Michael? We're gonna have to figure something else out....

Leo Valdez: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA SUCKERS

Jason Grace: For once, Leo not having a girlfriend is in his advantage

Leo Valdez: I would sneak out only for pie or Festus.

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