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Chapter 3 includes bacon

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Leo Valdez has updated his status: I love you bacon. Be mine forever and we will rule together. Hot bacon and hot Leo will unite as one! Dun dun dunnnnnnnnn

*plays batman theme but instead of batman there is 'BACON' *

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Comments

Percy Jackson: U messed up much?

Grover Underwood: I think all the bacon went to your head. Try being a vegetarian

Leo Valdez: NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Jason Grace: I wonder if any gods are vegetarian...

Zeus: Why would I be vegetarian? Goat is delicious

Hera: ZEUS WHY ARE YOU EATING GOAT YOU IDIOT THAT IS MY SACRED ANIMAL MAYBE I SHOULD GO AND EAT AN EAGLE BYE

Hera has logged off

Zeus: Umm, since when did she get Facebookjruwjeuskwjhe

Percy Jackson: That must have been her pulling him away from the keyboard lolol

Jason Grace and two more have logged off

Percy Jackson: -_____-

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Frank Zhang has updated his status: Hey Camp Half-blood, I am visiting soon. I gtg now Hazel wants me to buy her some cheese

Grover Underwood: Suffering. From. Cheese. Withdrawal

Juniper: Will someone please get him some cheese, preferably on an enchilada?

Grover Underwood: Enchilada.... *sobs*

Annabeth Chase: Yay! I can't wait to see you Frank!

Percy Jackson: ahem

Annabeth Chase: ummmmmm

Annabeth Chase has logged off

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Jason Grace has changed his name to EAT VOLTAGE

Percy Jackson has changed his name to Barnacle Brain

Annabeth Chase has changed her name to What Does The Owl Say?

Leo Valdez has changed his name to Bob the Builder

Frank Zhang has changed his name to Animalhead

Piper McLean has changed her name to Pretty Person

Drew Tanaka has changed her name to Airhead

Hazel Levesque has changed her name to Hazelnut

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Bob the Builder has updated his status: OMG im going for a ride in the baconmobile, wanna come?

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Comments:

Barnacle Brain: Nooo pigs are cute on Minecraft

Airhead: this name i didn't change LEGIT. Btw I don't care about ur stupid bacon

Bob the Builder: Hahahahhahahahaha.....airhead

Travis Connor: Haha we hacked into everyone's Facebook

What Does the Owl Say?: The owl says.....you will pay!!!!

Barnacle Brain and 6 others have logged off

Travis Connor: No one can take a joke

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Nico diDeathBreath has updated his status: I tried to greet Frank when he got here, but he ran off in fright....im going to be reclusive now....bye outside world....

(A/N: Names are changed back from now on except for Nico's cause he likes his)

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Comments:

Frank Zhang: You scared the McShizzle out of me dude...

Leo Valdez: Hey, that's my word. *muttering to himself* he stole my word, he stole my word...

Bianca diAngelo: Nico, let me talk to you

Nico diDeathBreath has logged off

Nico diDeathBreath has logged on

Nico diDeathBreath: Sure Bianca! We can private message so the bozos with too much time on their hands can't see

Percy Jackson: That's offensive -_-

PoseidonisdaBOMB: Agreed

Percy Jackson: Hey daddy

PoseidonisdaBOMB: Hello Percy

Percy Jackson: Wat up with the trying-to-be-hipster-but-failing name?

PoseidonisdaBOMB: Idk :/

A/N: Hello people of the internet!! Comment ideas!