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Side note: I really have no idea what happened to this story, it's a big jumble of confusion :/
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Annabeth Chase has updated her status: PERCY HELP MEEEEEE!
Comments:
Gandalf: Perseus, your girlfriend is in trouble! You must save her! Now onwards, to Camelot!
Percy Jackson: erm
Percy Jackson: ANNABETH HOLD ON I'M COMING
5 minutes later...
Percy Jackson: Annabeth, these are fake spiders
Annabeth Chase: I knew that!
Amethyst Baker: sureee
Annabeth Chase: Who are you?
Amethyst Baker: A random camper
Annabeth Chase: Did you prank the Athena cabin?
Amethyst Baker: Uhh...
Leo Valdez: Great prank, Amethyst! *high five*
Amethyst Baker: *high fives back*
Annabeth Chase: YOU TWO PIECES OF SCHIST IM GONNA-
Chiron: Annabeth, go in time-out
Annabeth Chase: No fair!
Amethyst Baker: Teehee
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Nico diAngelo has updated his status: Ew, who put sparkles all over my bed?
Percy Jackson likes this
Comments:
Jeff the Killer: heeheehee
Nico diAngelo: OMG JEFF HI ILY
Jeff the Killer: Uhm...
Nico diAngelo: *cough* hi
Slender: Jeff, get yo ass back to da house
Jeff the Killer: Why are you talking like a hipster?
Slender: ...I thought it was cool
Jeff the Killer: smh
Nico diAngelo: Wait, how did you guys find this Facebook page?
Jeff the Killer: I followed the scent of interweb blood
Nico diAngelo: uhm
Nico diAngelo: that's creepy
Jeff the Killer: So, like, you wanna come back to the Slender mansion? I promise there aren't any sparkles in the beds!
Slender: Jeff..
Jeff the Killer: Calm yo tits, Slendy!
Nico diAngelo: k, I'll come
Chiron: Nico, are these your friends?
Nico diAngelo: Uhm...BYE
Nico diAngelo has logged off
Chiron: smh
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Aphrodite has updated her status: Oh, my poor girls! Someone painted the bars of soap with nail polish and left it in the shower!
Comment:
Drew Tanaka: Mom, my skin is pink. Explain
Aphrodite: ...i may have left some "special" nail polish there
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Demigods on Facebook (and more!)
FanfictionThis is what crazy stuff would happen if the demigods got Facebook. May include: harpies, Leo Valdez, Persassy, the gods being random, cheese, nicknames, Gender Bender and other random stuff Contains extreme randomness. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED