Demigods on Facebook (and more!)

Chapter 19 includes One Direction...sort of

19

Percy Jackson is now in a relationship with Annabeth Chase

Grover Underwood likes this

Comments:

Calypso: I wish Facebook had a dislike button

Annabeth Chase: Excuse me?

Percy Jackson: Oh gods, Calypso

Annabeth Chase: WHO IS THAT PERCY?

Calypso: Just an old friend... I nurses him back to health and we spent a few magical days together on an island

Annabeth Chase: PERSEUS JACKSON

Leo Valdez: Percy, you the man

/----/

Dionysus has updated his status: Hi

I am a pie

I want to fly

But I can't

Cause I'm a pie

4 likes

Comments:

Jason Grace: He's lost it. He's finally lost it

Annabeth Chase: No, he's just suffering from wine withdrawal

Piper McLean: Ohh....

/----/

Dionysus has made a new event titled Campaign to give Mr D Wine

Zeus dislikes this

Comments:

Annabeth Chase: Zeus, how can you dislike that? There is no dislke button :o

Zeus: CAUSE I'M A GOD 💪

Percy Jackson: *runs away from the wrath of Zeus*

Zeus: Run, petty boy, run

Percy Jackson: Did he just call me pretty?

Annabeth Chase: No, petty as in unimportant, small...etc

Percy Jackson: >:(

Nico di Angelo: Does anyone else ever realise how off topic this gets?

100 likes

/----/

Leo Valdez has updated his status: What sort of phones do you guys have?

30 likes

Comments:

Annabeth Chase: Nokia, I think

Percy Jackson: iPHONE!!

Frank Zhang: I have no idea how to tell... I don't even use it very often

Hazel Levesque: Phone? As in....mobile phone??? What??

Leo Valdez: Things we need to explain to Hazel:

1. Chicken nuggets

2. Mobile phones

3. Colour TV

4. One Direction

/----/

Clarisse La Rue has updated her status:

One Direction camp equivalent:

Harry: Leo

Liam: Percy

Louis: Travis Stoll

Niall: Jason

Zayn: Nico

83 likes

Comments:

Percy Jackson: WHAT THE FLIP!??? One Direction sucks!!!!!

Aphrodite: Hey, don't make fun of my son!

Apollo: And mine

Zeus: And mine

Hermes: And mine

Hades: And mine

Poseidon: And mine

Annabeth Chase: All of One Direction are demigods?...*faints*

Percy Jackson: Wait...Dad...are you saying i have a half-brother from ONE DIRECTION!????!

Poseidon: Yep. His name is Liam.

Annabeth Chase: We now know whrre Percy got his horrible singing voice

<<<<Private Chat between Poseidon and Percy>>>>

Percy: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?????

Poseidon: Sorrynotsorry

Percy: :(

/---/

Ares has updated his status: Zeus, can I please explode stuff? Like mortal towns? Pretty please?

16 likes

Comments:

Zeus: Nope

Ares: BUT WHYYYY

Athena: Don't explode stuff for no reason, Ares!

Ares: I do have a reason!!

Athena: Oh yeah? What is it?

Ares: It's fun :)

Coach Hedge: True dat

/---/

A/N: Hello, people of Wattpadia and Camp Half-Blood!

I appreciate all the great comments and all the votes and reads! It's awesome that this story is up to +2.3k!!!! Teehee!

So....here's your cheese

*hands cheese*

YAY CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!

And I would like to thank my completely random imagination for inputting random stuff cause without it, this story would be really boring!

-Skyealita

*applause*