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Includes: A Nico-obsessed fangirl (@ErzaDiAngelo)
Nico diAngelo has updated his status: EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS TO SKITTLES! HELP!
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Comments:
Leo Valdez: Dude, that's AWESOME
Nico diAngelo: I CAN'T EVEN FLUCKING DRESS MYSELF THIS IS A PROBLEM
Butch: Can you turn the Iris cabin into Skittles, I want to taste the rainbow
Iris: Excuse you!??
Iris: I'm a vegan thank you very much!
Nico diAngelo: NO!
Percy Jackson: Hey, I just ate some Skittles, wanna taste the rainbow ;)
Nico diAngelo: Uh...
Hades: I think Nico already belongs to some girl in the Hecate cabin, she has a heap of drawn pictures of you on her phone for some weird reason...
Hecate: My children are the best
Ares: Nu-uh! Mine are!
Hecate: No one asked you *turns Ares into a kitten*
Ares: Miaow?
Poseidon: AWWW IT'S SO ADORABLE I JUST WANNAAAA SQUEEZE IT
Ares: HISSSS!
Poseidon: Hera, Ares scratched me!! Control your son!!
Hera: I ain't claiming him
Hera: he doesn't do very well in the family business
Ares: Gods, why are you so cruel!
Why you gotta be so rude, don't you know I'm human too...
Ares: Turn that vile music off!
Hera: Byeee
Hera has logged off
Nico diAngelo: Okay, getting back to the bloody point
Nico diAngelo: HECATE TELL YOUR CHILD TO TURN ME BACK!!
Hecate: Only if you ask her out!
Nico diAngelo: Ugh, finee
A distant squealing is heard...
Nico diAngelo: I think she passed out...
Nico diAngelo: Oh, nevermind
Nico diAngelo: YAY I'M NORMAL AGA- miaow miaow miaow
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Gaia has updated her status: Minecraft is so fun!!
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Comments:
Percy Jackson: I KNOW RIGHT!!!
Gaia: Wanna play on my server?
Percy Jackson: Sure!!
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Annabeth walked into the Poseidon cabin to find Percy furiously pressing keys on his monster proof computer.
"DIE ZOMBIE!" he shouted, ignoring Annabeth who had sat down beside him.
"There's a pig on my roof..." he muttered. Annabeth was clearly not in the mood. She walked out, just as Percy screamed loudly, almost as if he was in pain.
"NOOOOOO! HOW COULD SHE??" Annabeth raced back in to find Percy on the floor, staring at his laptop, his hands shaking. His ran his hands through his hair and looked at Annabeth, clearly distraught.
"Percy, what happened?"
"...she ate my cake."
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A/N: Remember, shorter updates mean more frequent!!
Yay, I'm on school holidays for two weeks. AND FREAKING INTERNET BOO-YAH
Please leave suggestions!!
The crazy, Nico obsessed fangirl (as mentioned before) was @ErzaDiAngelo
So yay, cookies!!
I FOUND SOMETHING IN HEROES OF OLYMPUS THAT DOESN'T ADD UP:
Octavian:
Son of Neptune:
Hazel:"Octavian, he's a legacy, descendant of Apollo."
House of Hades:
Rachel: "Octavian, son of Apollo."
WHICH IS HE!!!??
Maybe he's a really stupid mortal who's gonna accidentally trip and fall in Tartarus
Vote cause we pushed him
-Skyealita
Next time: A prank involving Dionysus cabin and food dye. Stay tuned :)
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