Chapter 27 includes bad pickup lines

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Jason Grace has updated his status: Did you guys see the cover for Blood of Olympus? It's SO EPIC!!!! I'm whopping that giant's podex!

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Comments:

Annabeth Chase: I-is that Riptide on the giants back? *sobs* WHAT HAPPENS TO PERCY???!!!

Percy Jackson: Annabeth, I'm right here....

Annabeth Chase: MY SEAWEED BRAIN *dramatically hugs him*

Leo Valdez: I'm not there!!! Meh, I'm probably back on the Argo II firing the ballista at random people

Coach Hedge: That's my job!!

Hazel Levesque: Is that me on Arion?

Arion: Neigh!!! -Language has been censored by the Demigods on Facebook committee-

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Skye has updated her status: I just had a weird dream that I was a daughter of Poseidon, like Percy, and I could breathe underwater!!! Asdfghjkl! It was awesome!!!

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Comments:

Frank Zhang: Breathing underwater is a really cool ability. I wish I could do that!! But then I guess my life stick would be all soggy....

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Leo Valdez has posted on Skye's wall

Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from Olympus?

Comments:

Skye: Why, did a god push me off?

Zeus: I swear to myself I didn't do it!

Poseidon: Guilty....

Leo Valdez: Are you a daughter of Dionysus, cause I could party with you all night

Skye: You already know I'm a daughter of Athena

Leo Valdez: Are you a daughter of Hephaestus, cause you're on fire baby!!

Skye: I wouldn't be dating you if I was......that's gross

Leo Valdez: This isn't working out, is it?

Skye: Nope

Leo Valdez: Are you a daughter of Athena......because.....I like....books?

Skye: *facepalms repeatedly*

Leo Valdez:

Facepalm

A gesture in which the palm of one's hand is brought to one's face, as an expression of disbelief, shame or exasperation

Annabeth Chase: Leo, you just copied that from a dictionary

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A/N: I know this is really short, but only because I really wanna start working on the next chapter

Oh, and if u wanna follow me on Instagram, my username is Skyealita. I only have about 20-something followers, so I'd appreciate if someone did that :D

Byeeeee!!!!!

-Skyealita

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