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Jason Grace has updated his staus: Why hello there Mr Tunaface
Annabeth Chase and 547 others like this
Comments:
Percy Jackson: So….is this supposed to be making fun of me?
Jason Grace: In a way, yes
Percy Jackson: That’s MRS Tunaface to you
Jason Grace: TEEHEE
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Percy Jackson has updated his status: Has anyone seen the music video for the song Riptide? It’s really weird
Frank Zhang and 200 others like this
Comments:
Hazel Levesque: I agree. The song is kinda catchy though
Frank Zhang: They wrote a song about your sword?...
Percy Jackson: Totally, Frank *rolls eyes*
Frank Zhang: -__-
Leo Valdez: HEY LOOK, A CHINESE WHALE
Frank Zhang: Why is everyone making fun of me?
Leo Valdez: Because your almost as out of it as Hazel
Hazel Levesque: What do you mean by ‘out of it’?
Annabeth Chase: Uhhhhhh, they mean like not knowing whats going on much or not knowing what’s popular
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Ian Hecox has updated his status
[A/N: I couldn’t write this without including Smosh at some point. They are awesome!!!]
Um, hey has anyone seen Anthony?
Percy Jackson and 231 others like this
Comments:
Leo Valdez: WTF ANTHONY IS MISSING??? THAT’S HORRIBLE!!!
Percy Jackson: Why are you so worked up bro?
Leo Valdez: Because without Anthony, there would be no Smosh. And without Smosh, I would have…..no life
Ian Hecox: Woah, that’s deep
Leo Valdez: I love Smosh just as much as I love food
Ian Hecox: WE GOTTA FIND ANTHONY OR THIS RANDOM KID IS GONNA DIE
Anthony Padilla: I’m right here
Ian Hecox: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??
Anthony Padilla: Hanging out with Antoinette
Ian Hecox: You’ve been with my girlfriend the whole time?
Anthony Padilla: Dude, she’s not your girlfriend
Ian Hecox: Maybe she is….maybe she just doesn’t know it yet….mwahahaha
Anthony Padilla: Go and take your meds
Ian Hecox: :P
Leo Valdez: That was………EPIC!!!!! XD XD XD
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Annabeth Chase has updated her status: Random fact about everything: Did you know Leo’s ringtone is ‘Sexy and I Know It’?
Leo Valdez and 284 others like this
Comments:
Leo Valdez: I’m sexy and we all know it ;)
Percy Jackson and 915 others have logged off
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Darth Vader has updated his status: Luke, I am your father
Luke Skywalker and 747 others like this
Comments:
Luke Castellan: Nawh
Luke Skywalker: Do I know you?
Luke Castellan: Are you evil?
Luke Skywalker: No
Luke Castellan: No I don’t know you
Luke Skywalker: Wanna hang out?
Luke Castellan: Nope
Luke Skywalker: My dad is Darth Vader, hbu?
Luke Castellan: don’t have a dad
Luke Skywalker: Maybe we are long lost twins!
Luke Castellan: BYE
Luke Castellan has logged off
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Hairy Bottom has logged on
Hairy Bottom has logged off
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Bella Swan has updated her status: I know what you are, Edward. You don’t go in the sun, you’re unnaturally pale and you speak old-fashioned
Edward Cullen and 437 others like this
Comments:
Edward Cullen: Say it out loud
Bella Swan: Vampire
Edward Cullen: Actually, I’m just an emo dude who plays a lot of World of Warcraft
Bella Swan: EMO FAIRIES RULE THE PLANET
Voldemort: Hello emo faries and swans
Edward Cullen: Hello no-nose
Voldemort: SPARKLY
Edward Cullen: SQUISHY FACE
Voldemort: I’M A LITTLE GIRLY-GIRL WHO LIKES BEING ALL SPARKLY AND EMO
Edward Cullen: I’M AN IDIOT WITH NO NOSE THAT CAN’T KILL A STUPID BABY
Voldemort: I’M PALE AND REALLY STUPID BECAUSE MY MOVIES DRAGGED ON FOREVER
Edward Cullen: I’M SO WHITE, YO MAMA LOOKED BLACK…..AND SHE’S ASIAN
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A/N: Yeah. I realise this is extremely racist towards Asians and black people and Twihards and Potterheads. So please don’t take offence
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Demigods on Facebook (and more!)
FanfictionThis is what crazy stuff would happen if the demigods got Facebook. May include: harpies, Leo Valdez, Persassy, the gods being random, cheese, nicknames, Gender Bender and other random stuff Contains extreme randomness. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
