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I HAVE NOT UPDATED PROPERLY SINCE NOVEMBER I AM SO SORRY
@dreamdancedo @cleavage_queen QUIT PESTERING MEEEEE HAVE AN UPDATE *chucks phone at u*
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Annabeth has updated her status: Percy, stop slapping me with your slapband!!
Comments:
Persassy Jackson: NEVAAAA
Hazel Levesque: Uhm, why is your name 'Persassy'?
Persassy Jackson: BECAUSE I BE SASSY
Jason SASS Grace: NOT AS MUCH AS ME :P
Nico diSASS: NOPE I WIN AHAHAHAHAHA
Jason SASS Grace: Go away Nico
Nico diSASS:
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Frank Zhang: Urhm so I just saw an ad for a new book series on TV and it said 'Move over Percy Jackson'
Comments:
Persassy Jackson: NOPE THE PERSASSY WILL NOT MOVE OVER
Persassy Jackson: KISS MY GLUTEUS MAXIMUS
Annabeth Chase: EW get away Percy
Piper McLean: Percy, stop twerking. It's gross
Hazel Levesque: What is 'twerking'?
Persassy Jackson: THIS!!
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Persassy Jackson has uploaded a new video: Percy Twerkson ;)
(The video consists of Percy and Jason having a twerk off. Several bored campers are in the background)
Percy: HEY JASON
Jason: WHAT?
Percy: WE SHOULD TWERK TO ANACONDA
*anaconda by Nicki Garbaj starts playing*
Jason: MY ANACONDA DON'T
Percy: MY ANACONDA DON'T
Jason: MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN
(Suddenly a gunshot sounds and the camera pans to Nico, who is lying face first in the dirt, a gun in his hand)
Jason: ZOMBIE!!
(Everyone runs away screaming)
Chiron, Poseidon and 12 others like this
Comments:
Hazel Levesque: Well, that was...horrifying
Percy Jackson: You know you loved it :P
Hazel Levesque: No I didn't!
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Jason Grace has updated his status: HELP THERE IS A TERRIFYING CHICKEN NUGGET KING TRYING TO DOMINATE US!!
Comments:
Reyna: AHHHHH
Nico diAngelo: um
Reyna: IT'S GONNA EAT US ALL *sobs*
Nico diAngelo: guys
Jason Grace: THERE'S NO HOPE FOR ME NOW. TELL PIPER I LOVE HER
Piper McLean: NO JASON!!
Nico diAngelo: guys, calm down
Nico diAngelo: It's just my dad. He has a new obsession with chicken nuggets
Hades: NUGGGEEEEEEETS
Hades: I SHALL BE GOD OF NUGGETS
Hazel Levesque: What's a chicken nugget?
Leo Valdez: You haven't lived
Hazel Levesque: ._. Go away Leo
Leo Valdez: bye
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Poseidon has updated his status: Hey, wanna hear a joke?
What was Zeus's stripper name? Greece Lightning! 😂😂😂
Comments:
Leo Valdez: That was terrible
Zeus: I don't get it...
Poseidon: Because...well...because....uhhh...
Leo Valdez: LOLOLOLOL
Poseidon: I WILL SMITE YOU BOY
Leo Valdez: What's a smite?
Hephaestus: Hey, stay away from my son!
Zeus: I still don't get...
Poseidon: *facepalm*
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Travis Stoll has updated his status: CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS
Comments:
Katie Gardner: You better not steal our presents like last year!
Connor Stoll: Tee hee
Connor Stoll: Hey, why is Chiron dressed as Santa?
Chiron: HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDS
Percy Jackson: Got any presents?
Chiron: As a matter of fact, I do *hands you a seashell*
Percy Jackson: OMG LIMITED EDITION THANKS CHIRON
Chiron: Oh, here's an archaeology book for Annabeth!
Annabeth: Yes! Thanks :D
Chiron: And a spear for Clarisse
Clarisse LaRue: Can I run you through yet?
Chiron: Moving on
Chiron: Four for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco!
Drew Tanaka: uh...
Chiron: And none for Drew Tanaka byee!
Chiron has logged off
Connor Stoll: Well, that was....
Travis Stoll: ...lame
Santa: HO HO HO
Nico diAngelo: SAAAANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Santa: ...
Santa: *runs away*
Nico diAngelo: ._.
Nico diAngelo: I'm so alone *goes back to sitting in corner*
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A/N: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! *throws candy canes and presents at you*
Here is my update, just in time (lol)
I am so sorry haha, but hope you enjoyed it :D
I hope everyone's holidays are great and that they enjoy being "social" lol.
My holidays have consisted of mainly TV, eating, music and internet *sigh*
The good life
Urhm, I hope is your Christmas is/was/will be great! (I have no idea when I'll upload this XD)
HO HO HO
Oh and if you don't celebrate Christmas have a nice day filled with PJO and ships and OTPs *chucks Percabeth at you*
Byeeee!
-Skyealita
QOTD: What are you grateful for these holidays?
AOTD: Internet, food, Dan and Phil and Internet friends ^_^
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Demigods on Facebook (and more!)
FanfictionThis is what crazy stuff would happen if the demigods got Facebook. May include: harpies, Leo Valdez, Persassy, the gods being random, cheese, nicknames, Gender Bender and other random stuff Contains extreme randomness. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
