liz:'in a chair as she spins to turn to the readers'welcome my wonderful readers, i hope that all of you are having a wonderful day, because this is my own personal oneshot book where i will be taking requests, oh wait, i almost forgot something.
she presses a button on her chair arm.
liz: jones, are you ready?
then a voice speaks from the small speaker.
jones: no.
liz turns to the readers with a surprised look on her face, then she starts to laugh nervously while trying to hide her frustration.
liz: what do you mean no?
jones: i'm not doing this you fucking sadist!
liz: i am not a sadist!
jones: yes you are! you love to make people suffer! have you seen what has happened in the past?!
liz: do not bring that up in front of the wonderful readers! they don't need to know, now get out here and do it!
jones: no! and no amount of money is going to change my mind and i mean it! no matter what you do to me! i won't come out!
liz:'sighs'i guess you leave me no choice, i tried to be nice, but you did this, you made me dp this david jeremiah jones!
she presses a button as jones is pushed into the open.
he was wearing a sparkling red dress with high heels.
jones: LIZ!
liz: what? people love it when a man like you is wearing a dress, people love it! now say it! and maybe i will grant you mercy.
jones: your friends will find out your insane!
liz: they'll think it's hilarious.
jones: i hate you.
liz: does it look like i care?
jones: you are crazy, i hope you know that! how do you even sleep at night knowing you like doing this to us?! innocent people?!
liz:'smiles'i sleep with wonderful dreams.
jones: how dare you.
liz: now, say it and i'll give you a cookie.
jones:....'sighs as he turns to the readers'and all of you can request a oneshot to do, just put it in the comment and timeline since some characters appear in other seasons so liz needs to know the timeline.
liz: and?
jones: can i leave now.
liz: NO.
jones: but i wanna go home ;-;
liz: you can go home AFTER you make the announcement.
jones: and you can also find this book on liz's ao3 account, it is lizardkiller, now someone please save me!
liz:'presses a button'
jones:'screams as a giant claw grabs him and carries him away'
liz:'giggles'well that was a lot of fun.
astra:'from another room'hey liz! why do i hear a lot of yelling? did you do something? i swear if you are terrorizing the characters, i WILL take away your sugar!
liz: no, of course not.
then she turns to the readers.
liz: sorry but i don't have a death wish right now, see you in the next oneshot! there will also be warnings as well in case something involves violence or the dirty, i will NOT do underage rated r stuff with kids, only adults, this is a LGBTQ friendly book and if you hate it, then you can fuck off and i will roast you if i have to, trust me, i can be brutal when it comes to what i have to say, i also have the right to refuse to do a oneshot and if you don't want anyone to know you requested a certain oneshot, message me on wattpad and i won't mention you at all, this book is a safe place and i will not have any kind of harassment at all happen in my book because i will block you if things get out of hand.
astra: LIZ! WHY IS JONES HERE AND CRYING?!
liz:'gulps'welp! i have to go now! goodbye my wonderful readers!
astra: GET BACK HERE!
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criminal case: oneshots of chaos
Hayran Kurguwelcome to my criminal case oneshot book!
