The Monster Kisser

Kabanata 5 (Do you want me to count?)

Tartini

She was there to dance and enjoy not to drink with men. Tumanggi siyang uminom pero pinipilit parin siya ng mga ito.

"Utak monggo ba kayo, why can't you understand that I don't want to drink."

"Pakipot ka lang miss eh. Sige na, isang shot lang."

"Bakit niyo ba ako pinipilit uminom? Because you're thinking of doing something to me right? Well excuse you, I'm smart and beautiful kaya hindi na uubra 'yang mga pakulo ninyo in other word, bulok na."

"Napakaarte mo naman."

"Well, maganda ako eh at hindi mo 'yon magagawa kasi nga pangit ka."

"Aba't--"

"Touch her and you'll be sorry man" saad ng isang boses. Napalingon siya sa pinanggalingan niyon and saw Ansel.

"Anselmo? What are you doing here?"

"Iuuwi ka. Now, get up there and let's go home."

Makapag-utos naman ang lalakeng 'to. Hmp.

"Well, I'm not going gome. Nag-i-enjoy pa ako rito kung gusto mo umuwi, go. Bakit ka pa kasi pumunta rito? Oh! You like to party?"

"I'm not here to party. I said let's go."

"Inutusan ka ba ni daddy na iuwi ako? Tsk. I don't know you're such a puppet. Umuwi ka na dahil hindi pa ako uuwi. And hindi ba ikaw naman ang maysabi na pumunta ako ng bar so here I am."

"Hindi ko naman alam na totohanin mo."

"Of course. Masunurin kasi ako" she smirked while taking a sip on her drink.

"Hindi ka ba talaga tatayo dyan?"

"I will not. Kaya nagsasayang ka lang dyan ng oras."

"Do you want me to count, Tartini?"

Nang hindi parin siya tumatayo sa kinauupuan niya, nagsimula ng magbilang ang lalake.

"Ito na nga tatayo na. Duh, you're so bossy talaga."

Nang makalabas ay hinila siya ng lalake sa sasakyan. Hindi niya lubos inasahan ang susunod nitong gagawin. He bend over and kissed her. Itinulak niya ito.

"OMG! You're--bakit mo ginawa 'yon? You jerk!"

"That's your punishment for making me count."

"My precious lips, oh gosh! I need to cleanse...I need a toothbrush, no I need a holy water!" pagsisigaw niya.

"Get inside."

"After what you did you want me to go inside? No way! Baka marape na ako ng tuluyan sa loob oh no my precious sexy body."

"Get in, wala akong gagawin sayo don't worry."

"At gusto mo maniwala ako?"

"Do you want me to count again, Tartini?"

"No counting for goodness sake!" sigaw niya.

"Then go inside."

Pumasok siya sa loob ng sasakyan. Halos dumikit siya sa pinto sa sasakyan para malaki ang pagitan nila ng lalake.

"Relax Tartini."

"How can I be relax? You took advantage on me earlier, you cheater!"

"Me a cheater?"

"Of course. Ano pala ang tawag sa lalakeng nanghahalik ng ibang babae kahit my fiancee na siya."

"You really believe I had a fiancee?"

"So gawa-gawa mo lang ang lahat? So delusional."

"No, she will be my fiancee soon. But for now I need to tame her a little because she's kinda wild...spoiled brat" sabay tingin ng makahulugan sa kanya.

"You're looking at me like I am your fiancee."

"You are."

"What?"

"You are delusional, patapusin mo muna kasi ako. And besides you're not my type."

"Me neither, duh. But what the heck did you kiss me?"

"To teased you."

"F*ck you, Anselmo."

"Stop cursing me Tini unless you want me to count again."

Humalukipkip siya sa gilid. He's blackmailing her.