alive : finney
pinballwhore : bruce
paperballs : billy
twitter : robin
climatechange : vance
backbender: griffin
AAAAAA : gwen
ugotapartner : donna
pennypoo : penelope
- UCLA Dorm applications
Saturday, September 14th, 12:28 PM.
this book is a sequel to my other chatfic 'kids next door' so i advise you to go read that first
"Pookie, our boyfriends had to get in the way of our dorm ideas." Bruce said sadly. Finney nodded and fake cried.
"They don't love us Vance." Robin said. Vance nodded in agreement. He grabbed Bruce by the wrist and told him to stop crying, then went up to the lady who was taking names for dorms.
Billy, Donna and Penelope were ahead of time and had already gotten their dorms. "C'mon." Finney took Robin's wrist, and Robin was quick to retrieve his suitcase before Finney could drag him away. Finney pulled him up to the lady who was taking names for dorms.
"Hi! I'm Elle, can I have your names?" she smiled brightly at the two boys.
"I'm Finney Blake, this is Robin Arellano." Finney was swift to speak before Robin could even compute what Elle had said. Elle nodded her head and wrote their names down. She looked under the desk and retrieved 2 keys.
"Your dorm number is 273. It's on the second floor, the left hallway. Enjoy!" she exclaimed, handing Finney the keys. Finney smiled at her and grabbed Robin's wrist, dragging him to the elevator.
He pushed the button and waited patiently. When the door opened, he dragged Robin down the respected hallway. When they got to 273, Finney eagerly unlocked the door and ran in. He stopped in the middle of the room and spun slowly, looking around the whole room.
"You look cute doing that n' all, but we have bags to unpack." Robin leaned against the doorway, suggesting to the 4 suitcases surrounding him.
"I wonder how Billy, Donna and Penny are doing."
Meanwhile..
"This is it." Donna sighed as she opened the dorm room door.
"Go die with your sappy shit. We're in college!" Billy jumped onto the bed, and to his dismay, immediately broke it.
"You break it you buy it!" Penelope barged in through the door.
"Respectfully, that bed is probably like forty bucks." Donna commented. Penelope laughed and dragged in more suitcases. Donna was leaning against the doorway, and Billy was trying to get himself out of the broken wood. Donna laughed at him while he was doing so.
- pluto has a fat ass
AAAAAA: a snake walks into a bar, and the bartender says "how the fuck did you do that"
alive: thats how you decided to spend the first text of the book
ugotapartner: I AM PISSING MYSELF AT THAT
AAAAAA: IKR
AAAAAA: AMY TOLD ME IT AND I STARTED WHEEZING
paperballs: finney man why u gotta break the forth wall already
alive: billy man why u gotta break ur dorm bed already
paperballs: touche.
pennypoo: u break it u buy it
paperballs: i gave her forty bucks cos she convinced me she was going to give it to the dorm people but she just shoved it in her pocket
AAAAAA: badass
pennypoo: either im a badass or billys a dumbass
ugotapartner: both
backbender: i am SO DONE
backbender: SO DONE.
backbender: I JUST WOKE UP AND I WENT TO GET A GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE AND WHEN I PICKED THE GLASS UP THE BOTTOM BROKE
backbender: COS IT WAS ONE OF THOSE MF GLASSES W THE THICK BOTTOMS
twitter: HAH thick bottom
backbender: LEAVE THAT TALK FOR THE BED WITH FINNEY.
twitter: WOAH THERE COWBOY
backbender: I AM SO FUCKING DONE. 1: ALL MY FRIENDS LEAVE FOR COLLEGE 2. I FALL OFF MY BED AND NOW 3. MY FUCKING ORANGE JUICE MALFUNCTIONS
backbender: HOW MUCH WORSE CAN LIFE GET?
AAAAAA: so how was ur guys day
pennypoo: speaking of it i havent heard from bruce or vance today
alive: no one was speaking of it
alive: BUT FR
alive: i saw them at reception but they js disappeared and i havent heard from them since
twitter: ml i bet u 10 bucks theyve already fucked in that bed AT LEAST twice
alive: BET
climatechange: is that how u think of us
pinballwhore: low blow guys
twitter: youre the most sexually unactive couple what do you want from me
pinballwhore: thats what you think
twitter: thats what i KNOW
climatechange: we were js unpacking
paperballs: unpacking yo DIasdgjhjd
backbender: did he break
pennypoo: no i took his phone off of him
ugotapartner: he's hysterically crying now
backbender: that's the most billy thing ive ever heard
twitter: real
AAAAAA: see how sntv came out
ugotapartner: yes
alive: YES OMG
pinballwhore: im lost
paperballs: so am i
climatechange: me too
backbender: whats sntv
twitter: ^^
alive: you uncultured swines.
pennypoo: go die in a ditch
AAAAAA: after like 3 years of dating finney youd think robin would know what sntv is
ugotapartner: real
pinballwhore: so what is it
AAAAAA: SPEAK NOW TAYLOR'S VERSION YOU DICKFACE
ugotapartner: SLAY
AAAAAA: anyways back to my point
AAAAAA: it doesnt hit the same as the stolen version????
AAAAAA: AND SHE TOOK AWAY THE MATTRESS LINE
alive: WHEN I REALISED THAT I WAS SO UPSET
ugotapartner: I FR STARTED CRYING
pennypoo: REALREALREAL
alive: stolen version is more upbeat and sounds better hands down
AAAAAA: SO TRUE
didnt think you could get rid of me that easily 😼😼 IM BACK BITCHES
YOU ARE READING
kids next dorm ; tbp chatfic
Fanfiction- kids next door sequel college AU "This is it." Donna sighed. "Go die with your sappy shit. We're in college!" Billy jumped onto the bed, and to his dismay, immediately broke it. [started: 12/07/23 completed: 07/03/24] "You break it you buy it!" Pe...
