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just dance (wedding part 3)

WEDDING VENUE

Everyone had taken their seats at their tables, the group having their own table at the front. There was a makeshift stage set up with wooden pallets and a lonely microphone stand. After a few minutes of everyone sitting down and talking, Donna went up on the stage.

"Is this thing working?" she asked Billy, who gave her a nod and thumbs up. "Okay, hi everyone! You all look so pretty, and then there's Vance," everyone chuckled, thinking it was sarcasm, but Donna was dead serious. Not everyone was very fond of Vance at the moment. "Now, I would like to grab everyone's attention for a few minutes. You probably think I'm going to say something sappy and start crying, since Finney is my best friend, and y'know Robin's an... acquaintance. So, instead, here is our dance we robbed off Just Dance because we can't be bothered being original."

Donna lifted the microphone stand off of the stage and stood to the side. Molly, Maria, and Gwen stood up next to her. Robin gawked at the sight of his mother about to dance with some of his best friends at his wedding. The only time he had ever seen her dance was when she blasted Spanish music at the ass crack of dawn in the kitchen.

The four of them stood and waited for the music to turn on, and when it did, Robin feared he was going to lose this dance battle. Finney was insanely intimidated. Billy looked at them as if they were complete idiots and he was going to win the Super Bowl (dance edition). 

(there's no way i'm going to be able to describe the dance so here)

When the music stopped and the girls stopped dancing, they proudly bowed down as people clapped. "Oh come on! You call that dancing?" Griffin stole the microphone. "That was like a little girl at her first forced ballet class. Utterly disappointing." he said.

"And you're any better?" Molly chimed in.

"As a matter of fact, I am!" Griffin put the microphone down and stood up on the stage, and that's when Billy, Penelope, and Bruce stood in a line next to him. He smiled proudly as the music started.

"You're joking! You stole ours!" Finney exclaimed. Griffin shot him a toothy smile and Finney shot him a glare back. Finney and Robin stood up, and Finney took the microphone. "Those four goobers stole our dance, so we prepared a backup." he put the microphone down, and stood next to his newly husband.

As soon as Rasputin started playing, Griffin groaned and Billy put his head in his hands in defeat.

"Oh you're all amateurs!" Rose stood up and protested. Donna gawked at her, motioning at her to sit down. Instead, she and Sofia went up on the stage with great pride.

"This is how real people dance." Sofia said.

And as soon as Starships started playing, Robin flailed his arms in defeat, Finney groaned, and Molly chugged down the rest of her alcoholic drink. Which was three quarters full.