- kids next door sequel
college AU
"This is it." Donna sighed.
"Go die with your sappy shit. We're in college!" Billy jumped onto the bed, and to his dismay, immediately broke it.
[started: 12/07/23
completed: 07/03/24]
"You break it you buy it!" Pe...
whippedcream : finney sexuallyunactive : bruce thefunnyone : billy adhdhoe : robin emo : vance pining : griffin girlboss : gwen smellyprettythings : donna uptop : penelope thegcbigsister : molly thegcmother : maria rose : rose sofia : sofia addie : addie
THE NAME GOT BORING SO I CHANGED IT JULY 23RD, 04:49 AM
whippedcream: so
girlboss: damnit i just got to sleep
whippedcream: lets see the dresses
thegcbigsister: oh shit i forgot about those
adhdhoe: what do you mean you forgot about the dresses
thegcbigsister: so basically
thegcbigsister: we didnt really like any that were in the store so like..
whippedcream: What did you do with the dresses.
thegcbigsister: IM MAKING THEM
thegcbigsister: im a fashion designer i got this
whippedcream: In five days you'll be able to make three of the same dresses.
thegcbigsister: with a lot of vodka, red bull and coffee i can!
whippedcream: MAKE THE DRESSES
thegcbigsister: I HAVE ONE ALREADY MADE
whippedcream: SHOW ME IT
thegcbigsister: OKAY
thegcbigsister:
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thegcbigsister: thats my friend trying it on for me so its not on the mannequin but yea thats the dress if u have anything that needs changed then i advise you tell me now
girlboss: her waist is snatched
girlboss: and damn i am going to slay the whole venue down in that
adhdhoe: gwen respectfully this is my wedding not yours so finney and i are going to slay the venue down not you
adhdhoe: respectfully
girlboss: as long as it was respectfully i wont yell at u
whippedcream: OH MY GOD MOLLY ITS BEAUTIFUL
thefunnyone: i just woke up whos crying
adhdhoe: finney is
thefunnyone: oh no did he see a baby again
adhdhoe: no he saw the bridesmaid dress
thefunnyone: finney i wish you the best in the future
whippedcream: whats that supposed to mean
pining: he means that ur retarded and u should seek professional help
thefunnyone: when did u wake up
pining: i never fell asleep
thefunnyone: WHAT
pining: what
thefunnyone: U WERE ASLEEP BEFORE ME
pining: i was resting my eyes
thegcbigsister: the amount of times my mom would say that so i thought she was awake while i yapped was ridiculous
thegcmother: And the amount of times you fell for it was also ridiculous
thegcbigsister: GRRRRR
sexuallyunactive: has anyone seen vance
pining: oh my god its like when ross went to the airport in phoebes cab and went to get rachel but went to the wrong airport but then rachel got off the plane to get ross in the last episode of friends
pining: such romantics
sexuallyunactive: no griffin im giving him the promise ring back!
whippedcream: so much for a promise ring!
adhdhoe: i just KNOW you are not talking right now
whippedcream: IT WAS ONE TIME AND IT PAYED OFF
adhdhoe: yea fair enough
sexuallyunactive: so has anyone seen him
adhdhoe: i saw him yesterday
adhdhoe: when i tell you i have never seen that mf sad i mean it
adhdhoe: oh wait no i have when that one time his mom took crack and then hit him for the first time and then he came over to mine sobbing and my mom made him enchiladas
thegcbigsister: i remember that day
thegcmother: And the other time when his mother took crack and he came over to our house and we made him a cake that said "Your mom's head has been cracked!"
adhdhoe: YEA
thegcbigsister: omg and the other time when his mom took crack and he came over to ours and we stayed up for like a day straight watching every 2000s chick flick known to man
thegcmother: I wonder how his mother is doing now. Is she still taking crack?
pining: yeah
thegcmother: Molly you owe me $20.
thegcbigsister: DARN
thefunnyone: can we move on from vance's crackhead mom sob stories now
thegcbigsister: oh yea if we say them all we'll be here for a while
thefunnyone: figured
sexuallyunactive: so yk just popping in to ask the first time HAS ANYONE SEEN VANCE
girlboss: woah there take a chill pill
pining: its giving 🤓☝️
girlboss: KYS
whippedcream: on a real note i saw him today he stopped by at my work to drop off a few books that he borrowed
pining: that guy borrowed books voluntarily
whippecream: i aint gon say what books they were...
