alive : finney
pinballwhore : bruce
paperballs : billy
twitter : robin
climatechange : vance
backbender: griffin
AAAAAA : gwen
ugotapartner : donna
pennypoo : penelope- pluto has a fat ass
Wednesday, 2:01 AMpaperballs: EXACTLY???
pinballwhore: ITS NOT MENTIONED ENOUGH
paperballs: BRUCE UR SO RIGHT
pinballwhore: im bored NEW TOPIC
alive: okay but like hear me out
AAAAAA: do you guys EVER get sleep
maria: I agree Gwen
paperballs: nahh college is kinda boring now that were here
climatechange: frfr
ugotapartner: preach
pennypoo: real
pinballwhore: so true
paperballs: anyway stfu this might be interesting
backbender: go on finney
alive: why is robin speaking spanish lowkey kinda hot
maria: Oh my
maria: We had this talk when I said you were a whore
molly: mom ily but idk if u should be calling 18 year olds whores
maria: They're basically my children so it's fine
climatechange: oh my fucking god
backbender: i regret letting you speak
alive: nonono hear me out
alive: when hes like actually speaking spanish irl why is it so fucking attractive
pinballwhore: leave us ALONE.
alive: NO LIKE THE WAY HE SAYS IT??? HELLO???? THE SOUNDS??????
molly: THE SOUNDS HELP ME
climatechange: finney go simp somewhere else just not here my man
backbender: fr dude u down bad
pennypoo: finney im begging you let me fucking sleep
pennypoo: i have insomnia because of you finney blake.
alive: I DO NOT CARE
maria: You are keeping a 38 year old woman awake young man
molly: wait how old were u when u had me
maria: 16
molly: DAMN
paperballs: finney im actually begging you
paperballs: rant about this in the morning
alive: NO I NEED TO GET THIS OFF MY CHEST
alive: WHY AM I SO TURNED ON BY IT?
twitter: is that so?
maria: Oh my god
alive: WHAT THE FUCK
pinballwhore: naww did dawg forget he was in this chat
paperballs: jit trippin
alive: THOUGHT HE WAS ASLEEP AHTS WHY IM RAHNITNG ABOUT THIS NOW
AAAAAA: dawg he wouldve seen the messages in the morning
alive: WAIT UR RIGHT
alive: UR NOT SUPPOSED TO BE RIGHT UR 15
pinballwhore: 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 lord have mercy
twitter: podrías haberme dicho que te gusta cuando hablo español cariño
alive: 😳😳😳
paperballs: DAWG
twitter: tienes que empezar a decirme lo que te gusta, mi amor
maria: I can't do this
molly: wym by that
alive: UHM
pinballwhore: ROBIN TONE IT DOWN YOU'LL KILL HIM
backbender: GOOGLE TRANSLATE SAVE ME IN THESE TRYING TIMES
alive: orbin i czn exolain musef i prmiwe
paperballs: orbin
paperballs changed twitter's name to orbin!
climatechange: LMAO
backbender: finney you cannot explain yourself you fucking simp
orbin: ¿cuánto te gusta cuando hablo español, finn? ¿te excita como dijiste? ¿o estás tratando de ser gracioso? si es así, no está funcionando mi amor.
maria: Molly can you go and get me that bottle of Vodka and a bottle of beer? Thanks mija.
molly: dude you are HORNY
alive: GUYS 😳😳😳
climatechange: LEAVE US OUT OF THIS.
pinballwhore: ROBIN GET YO HORNY ASS OUT OF HERE AND LET US SLEEP
paperballs: finney is certainly not getting to sleep tonight
pennypoo: neither are we we're gonna hear it
paperballs: OH LORD SAVE ME
AAAAAA: my brother is a whore and dating a whore and ive learnt to accept it
molly: ditto
orbin: excuse me
alive: awww
orbin: voy a empezar a hablar más español para ti
climatechange: BRO
maria: And four shots, Molly. Two for you and two for me
pinballwhore: thats enough im out of here
AAAAAA: guys it's only the third chapter can we tone it down a bit
orbin: go die
AAAAAA: BRO?
orbin: LOVE U GWEN!!!!!!!
climatechange: robin i hate you so much
orbin: what did i do
climatechange: GOT FINNEY ALL WORKED UP SO HE RAN INTO MY DORM AND STARTED SQUEALING WITH BRUCE LIKE 15 YEAR OLD GIRLS
climatechange: they are holding hands and looking at eachother going 'EEEEEEEE'
maria: I can imagine that
molly: got quite a good image
maria: Real
ugotapartner: STOP I CAN HEAR THEM
pinballwhore: GODDAMMIT ROBIN U KILLED FINNEY
backbender: THAT'S WHAT HE GETS FOR BEING A WHORE WHEN IM TRYING TO SLEEP.
orbin: oops
maria: When you come home for Thanksgiving I'm hitting you with that goddamn slipper
orbin: NO PLS
orbin: I STILL GOT MARKS FROM THE LAST TIME
orbin: GRAMPS WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED IN U
maria: You right, you right
maria: Left off the hook, but next time you better watch out mijo
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kids next dorm ; tbp chatfic
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