finney : finney
sexuallyunactive : bruce
thefunnyone : billy
adhdhoe : robin
emo : vance
pining : griffin
girlboss : gwen
smellyprettythings : donna
uptop : penelope
thegcbigsister : molly
thegcmother : maria
rose : rose
sofia : sofia
THE NAME GOT BORING SO I CHANGED IT
SUNDAY, 17:09 PM. CHRISTMAS EVE.
adhdhoe: YAWL
emo: did u win the superbowl
adhdhoe: no
emo: then get outta here
adhdhoe: i literally hope you just drop dead one day in bruces arms
emo: then he can suck off my dead dick
sexuallyunactive: WHAT?
girlboss: isnt that a felony
pining: girlie im pretty sure its just wrong in every way
smellyprettythings: and im pretty sure it would be more than a felony
uptop: im graham coxons biggest fan
lilah: STFU
lilah: I AINT WANNA HEAR MORE ABOUT GRAHAM COXON, DAMON ALBARN, LIAM GALLAGHER OR ANY BRITPOP PERSON
mason: dayum
mason: feeling targeted
lilah: kys
mason: I WILL
lilah: DO IT
mason: POURING THE PILLS RN
lilah: no
lilah: baba boy
lilah: we have plans
girlboss: if these bitches break the fourth wall one more fucking time im actually gonna jump off the golden gate bridge
adhdhoe: do a flip!!
emo: record it!!
pining: post it on twitter!!
thegcmother: I shit in my wedding dress
pining: I DOODOOED IN MY WEDDING DRESS
thefunnyone: NO BAB
thefunnyone: WE HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE
pining: BUT THIS IS THE ONLY ONE
thefunnyone: HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET MARRIED!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
pining: WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE DOODOO BABA
thefunnyone: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TOUCH UR ASS IN THE AESTHETIC WEDDING PHOTOS
pining: EAT THE DOODOO OFF OF MY ASS POOKIE WOOKIE SHMOOKUMS
thefunnyone: MY FAVOURITE MEAL MUNCHKIN WUNCHKIN
girlboss: this is my 13th reason
adhdhoe: yall
thegcbigsister: nobody wants to hear how u accidentally overdosed on ur meds
uptop: HELP WHAT
adhdhoe: STFU
adhdhoe: IT WAS ONE TIME
thegcbigsister: COUGH nine times COUGH
adhdhoe: STOP
adhdhoe: THIS IS SERIOUS
adhdhoe: FINNEY ISNT ANSWERING MY CALLS OR MY TEXTS AND HE LEFT AT LIKE 11AM
sexuallyunactive: he isnt answering my calls either
girlboss: do u know where he went?
adhdhoe: the library downhill from ucla
WHINY ASS KIDNAPPER'S PLACE
SUNDAY, 17:18 PM
"You know, I could have a family. Three kids, one going off to college. One is starting high school and oh my sweet little baby is starting middle school. And my wife, she is just the best! She's beauti-" Finney rambled on and on while he was tied to a chair. His wrists were tied together behind it and his legs were, ironically, tied to the legs of the chair.
"Shut up! You're eighteen! You don't have a family, and you sure as hell do not have a wife." Finney could see the silhouette of the person pacing back and forth in front of him. The light was dim, it was a small light bulb hanging from a string with a string to turn it on.
"Hoe, who even are you?"
"3rd grade? Recess?"
"Lawd, bitch why are you holding a grudge from THIRD GRADE?" Finney wanted to laugh, but he thought he shouldn't in this situation.
"He was mine! I was supposed to be engaged to him, I was supposed to go to college with him, he was mine until you came along!"
Finney put the puzzle pieces together.
3RD GRADE
Finney kneeled down to tie his shoes, and as he did he felt something hit the back of his head. He finished tying the lace before doing anything, but once he stood up and looked behind him, he was absolutely utterly terrified.
It was Robin Arellano, the toughest kid in 3rd grade (and his crush). And Robin's well-known best friend, Elijah Cadmen, the brother of the hockey team captain. It occurred to him that Vance Hopper wasn't there, so he had some dignity.
Billy and Bruce were off school today because of some sick bug that was going around, so he cursed to himself when he realised he was alone and vulnerable. "Hey! Fairy!" Elijah yelled, throwing a rock up and down in his hand.
"EJ, that's not cool." Robin said quietly.
Elijah shook his head and sighed. "What? He is a fairy, isn't he? He's Finney the Faggot." Finney felt tears welling up in his eyes, and he wanted to run. He wanted to run and go home and hug his mom. "Finney the Fairy, Finney the Faggot, Finney's in fairyla-"
Elijah wasn't able to finish his sentence until he got a smooth fist to the face. He held his nose that was now bleeding, and the blood dripped down his arm. "Not cool, EJ." Robin glared at him and went over to Finney to see if he was okay.
ELIJAH'S FUNKY KIDNAPPING PLACE
"Elijah."
"Finney."
"You're the most pathetic mother fucker I've ever met. Dude, he punched you, so what? How is that my fault? Why the fuck do you have to kidnap me 8 years later?"
"Because it was always you! Finney this, Finney that, I wanted him! He was mine! But no, he had to like you." Elijah paced around the room quicker now, and Finney was absolutely baffled.
He wasn't entirely sure how to handle the whole situation, because he was yanked into an alleyway and held at gunpoint for something he wasn't able to control. It was Robin's decision to punch him, not his.
"What, so you're just going to keep me here until you feel like untying me? Whore, it's Christmas eve. I don't even have a card for Vance's mom."
LONG TIME NO SEE HOES!!!
IDK WHAT IM DOING TBH IM JUST KINDA GOING WITH THE FLOW BUT YEAH
I HOPE U LIKED IT BC THIS IS CERTAINLY NOT MY BEST WORK ITS KINDA SHIT BUT U CAN DEAL WITH IT
YOU ARE READING
kids next dorm ; tbp chatfic
Fanfic- kids next door sequel college AU "This is it." Donna sighed. "Go die with your sappy shit. We're in college!" Billy jumped onto the bed, and to his dismay, immediately broke it. [started: 12/07/23 completed: 07/03/24] "You break it you buy it!" Pe...
