the 49 states of vermont

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whippedcream : finney
sexuallyunactive : bruce
thefunnyone : billy
adhdhoe : robin
emo : vance
pining : griffin
girlboss : gwen
smellyprettythings : donna
uptop : penelope
thegcbigsister : molly
thegcmother : maria
rose : rose
sofia : sofia
addie : addie

THE NAME GOT BORING SO I CHANGED IT
JULY 17TH, 02:39 AM

uptop: i think im gonna cry

thefunnyone: why are they going at it at two in the morning

adhdhoe: and for once its not us

smellyprettythings: yeh thank god for that finney moans like a girl

whippedcream: its probably because im a tranny and the testosterone is like just kicking in

smellyprettythings: tomayto tomahto

thefunnyone: no why are they so LOUD

uptop: i cant tell if thats vance or bruce

whippedcream: it sounds like vance

adhdhoe: wait no now it sounds like bruce

smellyprettythings: are they like switching

uptop: what the fuck are they doing

pining: what is UP

girlboss: what is UP

girlboss: DAMN

pining: LLLLLLLLLLLLLL

girlboss: ill tell billy.

pining: IM SORRY

thefunnyone: tell me what

pining: NOTHING

girlboss: anyways

thefunnyone: wait no not anyways tell me what

pining: ANWEYAWYS

pining: ANYAWYWAS

thefunnyone: griffin

thefunnyone: tell me what

pining: goodnight usa

thegcbigsister: good morning usa

thegcbigsister: i just woke up whats happening

thegcbigsister: who just threw something against a wall

girlboss: that would be griffin

girlboss: theres a hole in the wall now

thegcbigsister: what did he throw

girlboss: his phone

girlboss: i said id tell billy something and then he freaked

thegcbigsister: oh

thegcbigsister: anyways gn

girlboss: GN GIRLIEPOP!

uptop: I CANT SLEEP

smellyprettythings: IM SO CLOSE TO BREAKING DOWN THEIR DOOR

adhdhoe: ooooeh dont do that

adhdhoe: speaking from experience

whippedcream: also speaking from experience i wouldnt recommend

thefunnyone: i wouldnt recommend having a sleepover with robin and finney in the premesis

adhdhoe: IT WAS ONE TIME AND MY DAD WAS IN TOWN

thefunnyone: grrr

uptop: no one else noticed that griffin has been typing for so long

whippedcream: real what is bro typing

pining: alabama alaska arizona arkansas california colorodo connecticut delaware florida georgia hawaii idaho illinois indiana iowa kansas kentucky louisiana maine maryland 

pining: i forget the rest

pining: but thats the 49 states of vermont

thefunnyone: vermont is a state

pining: the 49 states of united vermonts

girlboss: theres 50 states

pining: im just a boy

emo: hi guys

sexuallyunactive: good morning usa

adhdhoe: NO

uptop: LEAVE

smellyprettythings: UR NOT WELCOME

whippedcream: FAGGOTS

thefunnyone: this is not a safe space

emo: what happened

uptop: YOU DID.

smellyprettythings: gays

adhdhoe: u guys have no right to backshot each other for an hour straight and then come in here like it never happened

pining: they came in each other not here

pining: god robin get it right

adhdhoe: kys

emo: we did no such thing

uptop: im done

sexuallyunactive: in our defence robin and finney do it all the time

whippedcream: YEA BUT NOT FOR AN HOUR

adhdhoe: yea he cant last that long

girlboss: seriously no one asked

adhdhoe: im getting married in 9 days stfu

uptop: speaking of

adhdhoe: What did you do that ruined my wedding.

uptop: NOTHING

uptop: I WAS GONNA ASK WHERE UR GOING FOR UR HONEYMOON

adhdhoe: oh

whippedcream: he wanted to go to paris

whippedcream: i said no

girlboss: why in the name of the lord would u want to voluntarily go to france

girlboss: theres french people there

adhdhoe: I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ROMANTIC

whippedcream: WELL CLEARLY WE HAVE DIFFERENT IDEAS OF ROMANTIC

smellyprettythings: so where ARE u going

whippedcream: prague 😊

pining: why

whippedcream: its pretty

pining: what else

whippedcream: Do not question a man that is getting married in nine days, Griffin Stagg.

pining: I will question a man that is getting married in nine days, Finney Blake.

whippedcream: jump off a bridge

emo: whos taking whos last name

adhdhoe: hes taking mine

pining: why

thefunnyone: say why one more time and im cancelling our date tomorrow

pining: UGH

pining: having a bf is so difficult guys

pining: dont recommend

thefunnyone: ok so lets break up

pining: I DIDNT MEAN IT IM SORRY LETS NOT

thefunnyone: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT


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