- kids next door sequel
college AU
"This is it." Donna sighed.
"Go die with your sappy shit. We're in college!" Billy jumped onto the bed, and to his dismay, immediately broke it.
[started: 12/07/23
completed: 07/03/24]
"You break it you buy it!" Pe...
whippedcream : finney sexuallyunactive : bruce thefunnyone : billy adhdhoe : robin emo : vance pining : griffin girlboss : gwen smellyprettythings : donna uptop : penelope thegcbigsister : molly thegcmother : maria rose : rose sofia : sofia
THE NAME GOT BORING SO I CHANGED IT SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 1ST 04:02 AM
thefunnyone: so how we all doinnnn
girlboss: shut the fuck up
pining: zamn girlie
uptop: zesty
pining: WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?
uptop: i was sick so i didnt attend
uptop: what happened
emo: donna nd gwen set up finney and robin
emo: they gave them the wrong address so they could talk and it went wrong
uptop: oooeh funky
uptop: i wonder how it went in the dorm
FINNEY & ROBIN'S DORM SUNDAY, 04:02 AM
Finney was laying flat on his back, wide awake and staring at the ceiling.
Robin was laying flat on his back, sleeping peacefully and dreaming.
Neither of them had said a word to each other after the argument, and it was eating Finney whole. He wanted to say something, anything, but he didn't know what.
It occurred to him that he did overlook what Robin went through, and it also occurred to him that he was being a total idiot. Zach and Cameron's relationship did not determine his. "I'm sorry," he whispered. "I'm sorry I let their relationship determine ours. What we have... it's stronger. Different."
And Finney knew Robin was asleep once he heard the quiet snores coming from his side of the room. He wanted to cry, he wanted to go straight back into the womb and become a miscarriage, he just didn't want to feel like this anymore.
THE NAME GOT BORING SO I CHANGED IT SUNDAY, 11:03 AM
(this was an actual conversation)
pining: i almost had gay sex once
girlboss: tmi
thefunnyone: wait no pause what
uptop: pardon me
pining: i was 10 btw
emo: what the fuck
pining: 😗
thefunnyone: 😨
pining: it was my bsf yall chill
thefunnyone: HUH
uptop: THAT DOESNF MAKE IT BETTER???
girlboss: i eat babies
pining: YES IT DOES
pining: COS IT WASNT A STRANGER
uptop: fried or scrambled
girlboss: scrambled
pining: scrambled
uptop: i wasnt asking you
pining: the red yolk the best
girlboss: i love the eyes and organs
replying to uptop: i wasnt asking you pining: well frankly my dear, i don't give a damn
replying to girlboss: i love the eyes and organs pining: ONGGGGG
replying to pining: well frankly my dear, i don't give a damn uptop: die
pining: choke
uptop: u first
uptop: bruce stfu before u say anything
girlboss: im braiding ur grandmas booty hairs
pining: shes dead.
uptop: STOP
girlboss: 😶
thefunnyone: 😟
uptop: EVERYONES ASLEEP I CANT LAUGH BRO
uptop: 💀💀
girlboss: and im braiding ur moms poosay hair
uptop: oh
uptop: not laughing anymore
uptop: ☹️☹️☹️☹️
sexuallyunactive: my mom is in another state rn
uptop: what state
uptop: tEXAS?
sexuallyunactive: no?
uptop: nawww why does texas have a flag
uptop: whats so special about texas
girlboss: and im braiding ur dads chest hair
uptop: w all the texan cowboys
sexuallyunactive: every country has a flag
girlboss: yeeehaw
replying to sexuallyunactive: every country has a flag uptop: TEXAS IS A STATE BRO??
replying to uptop: u first pining: i'd rather suck off a worm then you. i'd rather marry my twin brother than get close to you. i would rather kill myself, and listen to country music then see you. you have no meaning in ur uneventful life. if you were to die right this instant i would be partying. i hope you die because i slit ur throat after taking your eyeballs out. and chopping of your fingers one by one. then your toes. the. i will put you in a bee hive after i finish chopping u up.
replying to uptop: TEXAS IS A STATE BRO?? sexuallyunactive: I FAILED GEOGRAPHY LEAVE ME ALONE
replying to pining: i'd rather suck off a worm then you. i'd rather marry Read More uptop: i hope you die
pining: real
end of real conversation
also end of chapter
pining : lilah girlboss : bee uptop : mason (me) sexuallyunactive & thefunnyone : mama bruce (sadie)
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