(Might just make it only warrior cat ocs at this point...)
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Dawn: I'm not funny, I'm just really mean, and people think I'm joking.
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Fernstar : You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking,'Are we about to kiss?'
Fernstar : Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.
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Willow: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon.
Willow: It's me.
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Saphire: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ... and also assault with a deadly weapon.
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Snakefur: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Snakefur: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*
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Ivywish: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once, and it offended me.
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Skyfoot: Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions.
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Jellyfish: What do you call disobeying the law?
Midnight: a hobby.
Jellyfish: *crosses their arms*
Midnight: That i do not engage in.
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Skyfoot: Ugh, it's so dark...Saphire: hmmmm... OH!
*Saphire picks up darkwing, the proceeds to violently shake them*
Snow:Wha-
*Darkwing starts glowing*
Saphire: she ate a glow stick earlier!
Skyfoot: IS HE OKAY
Sapphire: Uh.....
*darkwing laying on the floor, still glowing*
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Jellyfish: Mindnights' survival instincts and common sense have been replaced by his need to win!Snakefur: What do you mean.....?
Jellyfish: Race you to the bottom of the mountain!
*Midinght jumps of mountain, wings not out, so he's just falling very fast.*
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Quick note, Darkwings genderrfluid, and different cats tend to call him different pronouns so that's why their referred to as a she by Saphire, but then a he by Skyfoot.
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RandomTW: language/cursing yep. I'm board again sooo you get this( also the cat on the cover is named Dawn). My own art was used for the cover.