Most of these will be multifandom
Winter: You spent all our money on THIS??
Darkwing, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.Simp: If we’re in trouble, just throw Kitkat at the problem, and hope for the best.
Jelliefan: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Ferret: Strong.
Chaos: Weak.
Simp: An idiot, is what your are.Kitkat: Why are you late?
Simp: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Kitkat: Overslept?
Simp: Overslept.Chaos: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue?
Ferret: Technically a mix of green and blue?
Chaos: So blurple.
Ferret: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple.
Chaos: Would you rather have fucking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE?
Ferret: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.Chaos: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
Simp: ...what happened?
Chaos: I made a VERY bad mistake.Tommy: You’re too later, Superdorks! You'll never stop me now!
Blue: That’s where you’re wrong, evildoer! We WILL stop you, with the powers of:
Darkwing: Friendship!
Lemontreetreetreekit: Harmony!
Willow: Incredible violence.
Blue: And love!Jimmy: Theater kids are just choir kids who joined forces with the band and strings kids.
Jimmy: *is visibly upset*
Scott: Jimmy, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.Tsunami: You disgust me.
Cricket : *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.
(Not the person.)Swordtail, looking at a map: It’s a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it?
Luna: Other side, Swordtail...Lizzie: I just had a long talk with Tommy and Peril about hitting and now they are yelling “it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence” before hitting each other.
*out grocery shopping*
Blue: *takes a free sample twice*
Blue: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.Lemontreetreetreekit: Do I least have a chance to explain myself?
Skyfoot: This is America, so nope!
Lemontreetreetreekit: This isn't America, this is OHIO!Wilbur: I’m telling you, my team is competent.
Lizzie, rushing in: Wilbur! Tommy tried to make pasta in the coffee pot, and now it's broken!Tubbo: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter A.
Snowfall: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.
Winter: Fuck you.
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RandomTW: language/cursing yep. I'm board again sooo you get this( also the cat on the cover is named Dawn). My own art was used for the cover.