Part two of random, multifandom chaos
Again It has some mcyt, oc's, me and some more of my friends
Also, whenever Blackstar is mentioned, it's the person unless i say otherwise
Snow: What the fuck.
Snow: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship.
Snow: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.
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Simp: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal!
Ferret: Can a butterfly be nonbinary?
Simp: I mean, maybe? I don't judge.
Kitkat, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagine having butterfly wings? Then-
Ferret: Then it would be inconvenient as fuck. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back.
Simp: Also, your wing's paper thin, so even a six year old aimed a NERF gun at it would... Yeah...
Chaos: *sips coffee* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a-
Kitkat: No, nononono. You fuckers have already shattered my dream, you don't get the fucking privilege to make that reference.
Simp: Also, it's about a butterfly, not a bee... Why would you make that reference?
Chaos: you clearly have not lived with me long enough.
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Darkwing: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.
Skyfoot: Why not?
Darkwing: Because I don't know what they mean.
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Jimmy: How do you do that?
Scar: I'm fearless.
Grian: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.
Scar: I'm mostly fearless.
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Blackstar: I just watched Ferret jump off of a spinning chair. Luckily, they weren't hurt that badly. But the whole time, Kitkat was screaming for help, which caused (I don't have a nickname for her) to run in to help Ferret. Just note that all of this happened in the span of six minutes.
(This basically happened once irl, except ferret(i) fell off the chair)
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Simp: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Ferret!
Ferret: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.
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Ferret: Blackstar, i am questioning your sanity
Kitkat: i never questioned it, knew it was missing from the start.
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Grian: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Ferret and Simp: Please, just say fuck.
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Jimmy: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Scott: I sleep with a knife.
Scar: Both of you are pathetic.
Jimmy: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Scar: Grian.
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Mumbo: Why would you do that?
Scar: Because I feel guilty.
Grian: Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.
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Tommy and Tubbo: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Tommy: We need an adult!
Tubbo: Tommy, you are an adult!
Tommy: We need an adultier adult! Get Ranboo!
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Skyfoot: Darkwing, you need to calm down.
Darkwing, slamming their fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!
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Kitkat, to Ferret: Please, picking locks is my specialty.
Kitkat: *throws a brick through the window*
Kitkat: Okay, let’s go.
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RandomTW: language/cursing yep. I'm board again sooo you get this( also the cat on the cover is named Dawn). My own art was used for the cover.
