cursed correct quotes and school shenanigans

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Eggs: So has Mango had her kids? (Hummingbird's lizard)
Hummingbird: WHAT. WAIT, WHAT?
Eggs: WHAT?
Hummingbird: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT
Eggs: WHAT
Hummingbird: "So has Ranboo had her kids?"
Ferret: WHAT THE HECK?
Eggs: NO! I SAID HAS MANGO HAD HER KIDS. MANGO. THEIR LIZZARD.
Hummingbird: SHE SAID RANBOO
Ferret: HOW DID YOU MISHEAR "MANGO" AS "RANBOO"
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*weird sparkling candles are lit on the cake*
Ferret: Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to- *candle flares* AHHHHH-
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Saptrap: WHERE IS MY CHILD. WHERE DID HE GO.
(Apartmently, a squidward mask was his child. Batterystealer took it.)
Batterystealer: Huh? Where did you leave it?
Saptrap: HE WAS RIGHT NEXT TO ME. SOMEONE TOOK HIM.
Batterystealer: Huh. Strange - *hiding something behind his back*
Saptrap: DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS?!?!
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Kid A: Can i go homeee?
Kid B, deadpan: You can go home when you die.
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This was a while ago, but i remember it so clearly.
Kitkat and Ferret: *standing in line*
Cheese man: *walks by, taking a bite out of a full block of cheese* *waves*
Kitkat: *wheezes* What the heck?
Ferret: WHAT. WAIT, WHAT?
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History teacher:*taking attendance* Ferret? Here. Happy orbit around the sun!
Ferret:*thinks* Oh thanks!
The rest of the class: what.
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All the people in my P.E. class who know about dsmp have made a roleplay that just applys during P.E.
here's who's who.
Ranboo: Ferret
Quackity: Hummingbird/CloudxedSky
Wilbur: Eggs
Karl: she doesn't have a nickname yet.
Slimesicle: Charlie. (Her nickname has just become charlie)
That one tree that everyone walks by at some point: Nep
Sapnap: saptrap (we merged sapnap and springtrap's names together.[not a ship tho])


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