Kitkat, driving and singing to the Little Einsteins theme song: We’re going on a trip-
Nep: in our favorite piece of shit!
Hummingbird: Doing 95!
Ferret: We’re gonna fucking die!
Kitkat: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.
Batterystealer , grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?
*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*
Kitkat, and Blackstar: *spinning a little and talking*
Jelliefan, Ferret, and Nep: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
Ferret: I was put on this earth to do one thing.
Ferret: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.
Charlie: *plays shreksophone*
Charlie: Woo.
Charlie: Time to listen to this on loop for all eternity.
Hummingbird : ...Genius coping mechanism my friend
Hummingbird : What time is it?
Kitkat: I don’t know, pass me that saxaphone and we’ll find out
Kitkat: *BLASTS the saxaphone*
Ferret: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Kitkat: It’s 2 am
Kitkat: You know me, Charlie, I don’t take any shit. You know what I say to my haters?
Charlie: What?
Kitkat: I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.”
Ferret: While I'm gone, you're in charge Hummingbird.
Hummingbird: Yes!
Ferret, whispering to Charlie: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want them to feel bad.
Charlie: Obviously.
Hummingbird to Charlie, who’s about to get married: Today, two families are becoming one.
Eggs, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves.
Kitkat: That sounds so threatening…
Ferret: The Wedding Games…
Charlie: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.
Batterstealer: Beautiful.
Hummingbird : Fuck all of you!
Eggs: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Batterstealer: Theft.
Ferret: Disturbing the peace.
Kitkat: Aggravated assault.
Hummingbird : Arson.
Nep: All of the above. In that order, probably.
Batterstealer: Kitkat... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Kitkat: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Batterstealer:
Batterstealer: I wrote sanitize, Kitkat.
Batterstealer: Slash gamemode creative.
Eggs: Dude, this isn't Min-
Batterstealer: *starts levitating*
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RandomTW: language/cursing yep. I'm board again sooo you get this( also the cat on the cover is named Dawn). My own art was used for the cover.
