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Coralsnake: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

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Honeybee  : Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

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Jellyfish : Hello friends!
The Squad:
Jellyfish : You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

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Coralsnake: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.
Coralsnake: I will not yield.

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Jellyfish : I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!

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Honeybee, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Toucan, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Coralsnake, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Jellyfish, trembling: What are we playing

Honeybee: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Toucan: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. 
Coralsnake: I got distracted about halfway through. 
Jellyfish: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Honeybee: I think we're missing something. 
Toucan: Teamwork? 
Coralsnake: Cohesion? 
Jellyfish: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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