Desert duo edition!

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Scar: Life is short, just like Grian
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Grian: Wow, they really hate us.
Scar: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.
Grian: But we’re not gay, Scar.
Scar:
Grian:
Scar: We’re not?
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Scar walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Grian, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.
Grian, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)
(Reminds me of when Grian, Joel and Lizzie confused Jimmy by saying they pre-pealed fruit. I still don't understand why.)
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Grian: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Scar: Cannibalism.
Grian: *confused chewing noises*
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Grian: Did you have to stab them?
Scar: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.
Grian: What did they say?
Scar: "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Grian: That’s fair.
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Grian: *closes a cabinet*
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
Scar: What was that?
Grian: The sound of someone else's problem.
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Grian: *sighs*
Scar: You bored?
Grian: Yeah.
Scar: Wanna start drama for no reason?
Grian: I thought you’d never ask.
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Grian: This is such a bad idea.
Scar: Then why are you coming along?
Grian: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Sorry it's so short i got distracted with an animation I'm doing and forgot abt this.

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