Random, multifandom chaos
It has some mcyt, oc's, me and some of my friends.
Darkwing: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Darkwing: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
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Ivywish: I've got a weapon, and I'm... admittedly VERY afraid to use it!
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Coralsnake : I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.
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Darkwing: If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.
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Ferret: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.
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Jellyfish : I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
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Jimmy: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.
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Ferret, as a child, reading their school assignment out loud: I love my library because...
Ferret, mouthing words while writing: I love reading, fuck you.
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Kitkat: You can take away my rights, but can you take away my lefts?
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Grian, digging their grave: Long story short, this is my grave.......Want me to make you one too?
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Lemon: I love sarcasm! It’s like punching people in the face, but with words!
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Lemon: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.
Skyfoot, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.
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Ivywish: What's your greatest fear?
Willow: Being forgotten.
Ivywish: ...
Ivywish: Damn, that's deep.
Ivywish: Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now...
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Honeybee: It’s Pride Month, you know what that means!
Jellyfish: I get to eat as many Skittles as I want?
Honeybee: What? No! What has Coralsnake been telling you?
Coralsnake, walking in, pouring Skittles into their mouth: Taste the rainbow, bitch.
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Darkwing *turns towards to Skyfoot*: how open door?
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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Grian: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...
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Midnight : I’m a reverse necromancer.
Darkwing: Isn’t that just killing people?
Midnight : Ah, technically.
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*Something crashes*
Kitkat: Shoot-
Ferret: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!
Simp: *walking by the room calmly* What died?
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Tubbo: What’s it like being tall?
Tubbo: Is it nice?
Tuboo: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Ranboo: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
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(Its multifandom but in charecter)
Ranboo, Tommy and Skyfoot: *screaming*
Grian: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Skyfoot?!
Ranboo: Wait, why are you asking Skyfoot that when Tommy and I are also here?
Grian: Because Skyfoot wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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Darkwing: Never gonna make you cry!
Lemon: Never gonna say goodbye!
Darkwing: Never gonna tell a lie—
Skyfoot: I will hurt you.
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Tommy , handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want?
Ghostbur: Blue flavor!
Tommy: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry?
Ghostbur: Blue flavor! Blue flavor!
Tommy: Blue is not a flavor.
Ghostbur: BLUE FLAVOR!
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Skyfoot: Why are your tongues purple?
Ivywish: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Willow: I had a red one.
Skyfoot: oh.
Skyfoot:
Skyfoot: OH.
Darkwing:
Darkwing: You drank eachothers slushies?
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Scar: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?
Scar: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.
Scar: I also want to softhack his circuits.
Grian: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
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Scar, to Grian: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up!
Grian: *proceeds to kick them in the shin and run away*
Mumbo , walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Grian cute or small.
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Kitkat: Did you win? Or just not die?
Kitkat: Either way, hooray.
Ferret: ...Is "no" a valid answer?
Kitkat: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me.
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RandomTW: language/cursing yep. I'm board again sooo you get this( also the cat on the cover is named Dawn). My own art was used for the cover.
