Q!Wilbur : Quackity ... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.
Q!Quackity : *muffled* mm hmmm :)
Q!Wilbur : Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.
Tommy: But that place is haunted.
Tubbo: Ghosts prey on fear. Just be confident!
Tommy, marching into the haunted house I AM NOT SCARED! I AM NOT A PUSSY!
*Everyone is playing a board game together*
Tubbo: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Ranboo: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Tommy: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Wilbur : I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Tommy: *flips the board*
C!Slime: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Ranboo and Tubbo's convo?
C!Wilbur: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
C!Tommy: I'm in the washing machine.
C!Quackity : I'm in the closet.
C!Wilbur: We accept you Quackity . <3
C!Quackity : No I'm literally in the closet.
C!Wilbur: Love is love. <3
Tommy: People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s always shouting “what the fuck? that’s illegal!” and “you can’t do that!”. Like, c'mon, let me talk!
Jimmy: Hey, how did my phone break?
Scar: You were drunk yesterday.
Jimmy: And?
Grian: You threw it.
Jimmy: Why?
Scott: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming “FLY DAMN YOU!”
Jimmy: And why didn’t you stop me?!
Tango: We were busy laughing our asses off.
Ranboo: I feel like I can be myself around you.
Tommy: You’re weird and quiet around me.
Ranboo: Yes.
C!Tommy: What do you want then?
C!Tubbo: Er… something work related.
C!Tommy: What department is this?
C!Tubbo: Sorry?
C!Tommy: Well, if it’s work related you’d obviously know what department this is. What department is this?
C!Tubbo: *looks at C!Wilbur and C!Quackity * Some sort of homosexual department?
C!Tubbo: How is the most beautiful person in the world?
C!Ranboo: *blushing* I—
C!Wilbur, butting into the conversation: Quackity is perfect, thanks for asking.
Joel, driving Jimmy and Grian : So how was your day?
Jimmy: he almost got surprise adopted!
Joel: What?
Grian: i almost got kidnapped.
Joel: Oh, okay.
Joel: * slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
Joel: Imagine being under 5’4’’ and thinking you have rights lol couldn’t be me.
Jimmy: You wanna keep those kneecaps you better stfu
Joel: I’m sorry, I can’t hear you from all the way down there, can you repeat that?
Jimmy: I SAID FUCK YOU BITCH
C!Quackity: *angrily presses Wilbur against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
C!Wilbur: ...
C!Wilbur: Are we about to kiss-
Tommy: Alright, listen up, you little shits.
Tommy: Not you, Ranboo. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here.
C!Wilbur: *seductively takes off glasses*
C!Wilbur: Wow...
C!Quackity: *blushes* Haha... what?
C!Wilbur: You're really fucking blurry.
Scar: The best revenge, really, is being nice!
Grian : [in the distance] Or murder.
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RandomTW: language/cursing yep. I'm board again sooo you get this( also the cat on the cover is named Dawn). My own art was used for the cover.
