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Multifandom (wow an update for once)

Sorry for being so inactive but uh yeah here's this.

Hummingbirdo: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Nep will and will not eat.
Ferret: Grass? Yes!
Hummingbirdo: Moss? Yes!!
Ferret: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Hummingbirdo: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Ferret: Worms? Sometimes!
Hummingbirdo: Rocks? Usually nah.
Ferret: Twigs? Usually!
Hummingbirdo: Eggs's cooking? Inconclusive!
Lunar: How did you... test this?
Hummingbirdo: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
Lunar: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Eggs: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Hummingbirdo: And I'd love to be sorry for that, but we all know I've done much, much worse.

Hummingbirdo: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Eggs: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Hummingbirdo: I—
Hummingbirdo: I don't know the correct answer to that question.

Batteryboy: I hope no one lowkey hates me.
Batteryboy: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being.
Batteryboy: Go big or go home.

Lunar: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone's cheeks, look into their eyes...
Lunar: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Eggs: ...That took an unexpected turn.
Tommy: So did their neck.

Wilbur: I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call?
Ranboo: No. No, Wilbur , it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Wilbur calls Quackity. Number five: Tubbo gets eaten by a shark.
Tubbo: I'm Tubbo, and I approve the order of that list.

Wilbur: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE.
Phil: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds.
Wilbur: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME—
Phil: *sigh* What do you want?
Wilbur: Chicken nuggets please.

Skyfoot, in the hospital: Will you visit me when I get out?
Midnight: Lol nah, I hate graveyards.

Ferret, working at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.

Ranboo: The shadow realm? No, I'm sending you to Ohio!

Batteryboy: Your problem is that you've got no common sense.
Ferret: I've got plenty of common sense!
Ferret: I just choose to ignore it.

Eggs: I'm sorry for being annoying.
Eggs: It will happen again.

Skyfoot: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?
Darkwing: Dorito's cool ranch.
Skyfoot :
Skyfoot : I'm just gonna assume zero for now.
Darkwing: I love that song.

Dusk: New year, new me.
Snakefur: Bitch, it's August.
Dusk: Time is an illusion.

Nep: *running into the room* Ferret just said they don't love me anymore!
Chaos: What?!
Ferret: *following them in* I did not say that. I just said that we are not driving all the way across the country just so you can punch Batteryboy in the face.

*The squad is asked what they would do with 5 children with only 3 chairs.*
Eggs : Get two more chairs!
Nep: They can get their own chairs.
Kitkat: Make them fight for it.
Lotus : You only need one chair to beat them all with.
Ferret : I would never be near children.
Batteryboy: Kill two.

Batteryboy : Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Ferret: Which one? I can't do both.

Ferret : Fight me!
Nep, standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

Dawn : So my therapist was talking to me and she said that I really just need to break down my walls and let people in.
Dawn : So I've decided to break the fourth wall.
Dawn : *looks at camera* Hi there. I use humor as a coping mechanism.

Batteryboy: Look guys, I need help.
Wilbur: Love help?
Lotus: Financial help?
Jellyfish: Emotional help?
Dawn: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at dawn*
Dawn: What?

Eh sorry for being so inactive