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Batterybitch : Are you tall enough to play basketball though?
Hummingbirb : Are you calling me short?
Batterybitch : I'm calling you vertically challenged.

Batterybitch : A mouse!
Fern, pulling out a knife: Go back to where you came from or I'll stab you.
Hummingbirb , pulling out a frying pan: It'll make a nice meal!
Nep, giving the mouse cheese: You deserve a treat, little guy.
KitKat , gasping: It's Ratatouille!
Eggs: His name is Remi, dummy.
Batterybitch : ...I was going to say to just trap it and throw it out the window... what is wrong with you people.

Batterybitch , on the phone: Oh, hey man! Sorry for accusing you of murder last week.

Batterybitch : The Ocean is a soup.
Hummingbirb :
Hummingbirb : Do elaborate.
Batterybitch : What are needed for something to be a soup?
Hummingbirb : Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine. 
Batterybitch : *Tilts head*
Hummingbirb : The Ocean is a Soup.
Batterybitch : The Ocean is a Soup.

Batterybitch : Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?
Hummingbirb : *sighing* Fern.
Fern: Fuck shit up out there, but don't die.
KitKat : *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.

KitKat: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
KitKat , to Fern: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
Eggs, to Batterybitch : Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
Fern: There are two types of people.

Batterybitch , to Fern: You know, Eggs  can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.
Batterybitch : *blows airhorn at Eggs * GET FUCKED!

Eggs : Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Nep and Fern's convo?
Hummingbirb: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Nep : I'm in the washing machine.
Batterybitch: I'm in the closet.
Hummingbirb: We accept you Batterybitch
Batterybitch: No I'm literally in the closet.
Hummingbirb: Love is love.

Fern, looking at a selfie of KitKat 's: I hate this photo.
KitKat : I'm cute as fuck in that photo! I'm smiling kindly.
Fern: You're not smiling kindly; you look like you're up to something.
KitKat : Up to kindness.

Nep, furious: What do you mean we have homework tonight? I have books to read.

Batterybitch : Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.
Eggs: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

Batterybitch : Life is like Hummingbirb . It's short.

Batterybitch : *Picks up hammer and breaks ringing cell phone.*

Batterybitch : If we're in trouble, just throw Hummingbirb  at the problem, and hope for the best.

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