Members of life series, Hermitcraft and Dsmp. (Not the wattpad versions)
Scott: Last week, Jimmy tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".
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Martyn: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Martyn lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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Tommy: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Wilbur finally snaps and commits murder?
Tubbo: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to them.
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Ghostbur : Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?
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Joel: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us.
Grian: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:
Grian: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."
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Skizz: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
(This fits so much for the start of limited life)
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Quackity : I wanna sleep for 40 hours.
Revivebur : You know that's called a coma, right?
Quackity:
Quackity: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.
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Scar: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Grian: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Jimmy: FLOOR IT!!
Scar: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Grian: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Scar: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Jimmy: DO IT!
Grian: NO-
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Scar: We’re going to a candy store?!
Cleo: No! It’s nighttime, candy stores are closed.
Bdubs: We’re gonna ROB a candy store?!?!
Cleo, sighing: No-
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Grian: Uhh.. Joel just asked if we want to…
Grian: “Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?”
Jimmy, not even looking up from their phone: They’re asking if you wanna cut down Christmas Trees.
Grian: Oh, that makes more sense.
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Cleo: What did you two do?
Scar:
Bdubs:
Cleo: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
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Joel: Guys, my friend here is bilingual.
Grian: Yes.
Joel: Which means they like both boys and girls.
Grian: Ye- wait, what-
Jimmy: Joel, that's not what bilingual means-
Joel: Shhh, it's okay, Grian. I still love you, man.
Grian and Jimmy: ...
Joel: bUT NOT LIKE THAT-
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Mumbo: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Grian: I'm a knife.
Scar, from across the room: They're the little spoon.
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Jimmy: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Joel:
Joel: I'm gonna tell them.
Grian: Don't you dare.
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Cleo: *cooking*
Martyn: *kicks down door*
Martyn: *grabs knife from Cleo's hand*
Martyn: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR?
Cleo:
Cleo: What.
Pearl: They're trying to tell you they want to cook.
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Scott: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
Scar: What? No, I—
Pearl: *enters room*
Scott: *jaw clenches*
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Pearl, texting: O
Bigb: What?
Pearl: Don’t read into that.
Bigb: But I will read into that.
Pearl: HOW?! IT’S A LETTER!
Bigb: Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm?
Pearl: Dude, really?
Pearl: It’s a fucking letter.
Bigb: It could stand for something!
Pearl: IT DOESN’T, I PROMISE!
Bigb: Like Oppression! Or worse…
Pearl: Dude, I just typed the letter O, that means nothing. :/
Bigb: Optometrist.
Pearl: Oh my God…
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Lizzie: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.
Lizzie: *cuts piece of cake*
Grian: ...Can I have some?
Lizzie: Cake is for talkers.
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*The Squad is gathered in the living room for a meeting*
Grian: *walks in and sits on Scar’s lap*
Everyone: …
Jimmy: Why are you sitting there?
Grian: There’s no free seats!
Scott: But we made sure there was enough room for-
Scar: *hugs Grian tightly* There are no free seats.
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Ranboo: What happened to Ghostbur?
Tommy: They died.
Ranboo: They what?
Tommy: They died, but they’re okay.
Ranboo: …Can you please clarify?
Revivebur: Clarification is for the weak.
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*at a zoo*
Quackity: What are they in for?
Slime: Quackity , this isn't prison.
Quackity: So they can leave?
Slime: No, but-
Quackity , pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
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Sorry it's so short.
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RandomTW: language/cursing yep. I'm board again sooo you get this( also the cat on the cover is named Dawn). My own art was used for the cover.
