Shadestar: *gets a text* Oh! It's Pearl.
Skyfoot, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?
Shadestar: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
Skyfoot: Wow! Where'd they find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Shadestar: You wanted fake blood?
Skyfoot:
Shadestar: I'll go call Pearl.
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Shadestar: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.
Fernstar: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!
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Martyn: :)
Dusk: >:(
Martyn: Turn that frown upside down!
Dusk: ):<
Martyn: Not sure what I was expecting...
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Midnight : *pitches an idea*
Dusk, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!
Martyn, under their breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.
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Dawn: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Jellyfish : You sleep with a teddybear.
Dawn: He's my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
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Ferret, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Ferret, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Ferret: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.
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Ferret: A SPIDEEER!!!!!!
Kitkat: KILL IT! SMASH IT!
Dawn: BURN IT!
Ferret: STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE SHOTGUN!
Nep: Awww, it's so cute! Look at it!
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Kitkat (brainstorming ideas for pranking Nep): How much could a serial killer mask possibly cost?
Martyn: Well it’s hard to find a high-quality one made out of leather or silicone, but if you did find a good one like that it’d be a couple thousands of dollars. I can try to hook you up with one but I don’t know if I’d be very successful.
Kitkat: Huh, that’s pretty interesting actually- Wait, how the hell do you know that?
Martyn: …I am very passionate about Halloween, Kitkat.
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Quackity: So, you’ve finally arrived-
Quackity: Here to save prince-
Quackity: I’ve been waiting for this day-
Quackity: Stop skipping my dialogue-
Quackity: Seriously, stop-
Quackity: MOTHER FU-
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Magpie: Well, Martyn, is there anything you would like to say to Shadestar?
Martyn: How do I put this delicately? You’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.
Magpie: How about we frame our statement with “When you do this, it makes me feel this”?
Martyn: When you live here, it makes me angry. Because you’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.
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Sparrowpaw: Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason.
Sparrowpaw: Me too!
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Scar: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Quackity: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.
Scar: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
Sparrowpaw: Actually I did the math, Quackity would have $225, not $0.15.
Quackity: Fam I’m right here....
Nep: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Scar: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Nep: Sorry I only have a dollar.
Scar: :(
Sparrowpaw: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Quackity would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Nep: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Sparrowpaw: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.
Magpie: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.
Sparrowpaw: Apply juice to what.
Magpie: Directly to the forehead.
Quackity: Great chat everyone.
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Tubbo, holding a scooter: Ranboo! Can I go outside and play with this?
Ranboo: Sure, whatever. I'm not your parent, okay?
Tubbo, running outside: Thanks Ferret!
Ranboo, running out after them and screaming: NOT ON THE STREET! STAY AWAY!
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Skyfoot: Do you want to be the Sun in my life?
Goldtail: Yes.
Skyfoot: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me :)
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Master idot: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?
Snakefur: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.
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Nep: Hey Ferret, check out this funny .GIF I found!
Ferret: It’s pronounced “jif”.
Nep: Huh?
Ferret: “Dot jif”, like the peanut butter. The creator said so.
Nep: That’s dumb, it’s Graphics Interchange Format.
Ferret: The P in .JPEG stands for “photographic”, but I bet you don’t say “J-pheg”.
Nep: “P” on its own isn’t pronounced like “F”, that’s totally different!
Ferret: It’s exactly the same!
Nep: Name one word that starts with “G” pronounced like “J”.
Ferret: Gentrification.
Nep: Shoot, should have thought of that. I was just in San Francisco.
Ferret: For your logic to be consistent, you’d have to say “skuh-bah” (scuba) or “lah-seer” (laser)!
Nep: Yeah? Well, you’d have to say “J-pej”!
Nep: …Wait, “laser” is an acronym?
Ferret: Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation.
Nep: Huh. Didn’t know that.
Nep: You’re still wrong, though.
Ferret: You just hate me because I’m right.
Nep: I just hate you in general.
Ferret: You mean in “geh-neral”?
Nep: Ugh, I’m “joing” to kill you!
(I still think its "jif")
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Computer: Please enter a password.
Nep: *types in Darkwing *
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Nep: How fucking DARE YOU-
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Quackity, at Wilbur's funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone: Of course. *They leave*
Quackity, leaning over Wilbur ′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Wilbur: Yeah, no shit.
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RandomTW: language/cursing yep. I'm board again sooo you get this( also the cat on the cover is named Dawn). My own art was used for the cover.
