Maybe If You'd Behave

Problem solved

Chapter 30

Thursday, 11:01 am

In the bunker

Jay's POV

One day, Sam and Dean are gonna learn that I absolutely love to argue. But that day isn't gonna be today. I'm bored, and I have nothing better to do. Well, I could be doing my school work, with the girls, but don't worry about that. I'd much rather be arguing with one of, or even better, both of the guys. Because why not?

Jay: I'm just saying that maybe you should pay more attention to where you're going.

Sam: And I'm just saying that you shouldn't have left your shoes in the middle of the floor.

Jay: It wasn't my shoes. It was my shoe. Just one. And it's a big shoe, so you should've seen it. So this is still your fault. Watch where you're going.

He tripped over ONE OF my shoes, and now he's mad because he almost fell. ALMOST! But he didn't actually fall, so I don't see what the big deal is.

Sam: I shouldn't have to watch for shoes, in the living room, Jayden. They should either be by the door, or in your room. Not in the middle of the damn living room.

Jay: You interrupted my school work to fuss at me about shoes? If it's this big of a deal, move them yourself. Problem solved.

Sam: I'm not gonna move your shoes, because you're too lazy to do it yourself. You didn't even take them off in the living room. How'd they even get there?

Jay: How am I supposed to know?

Sam: Because they're yours!

Jay: Woah there, Pal. There's no need to yell. I'm right here.

Sam: There is a need to yell, because you keep leaving your shoes in the middle of the floor, and one day, somebody's gonna fall because you couldn't move your own damn shoes!

Dean: What the hell's going on in here? He asks as he walks in.

Jay: Your brother's on his period.

Sam: I'm gonna fucking-

Dean: Hey! Somebody tell me what happened, or I'm gonna spank the both of you!

He can do that? No. He can't. He can't do that. He can't spank Sam. Can he?

Sam: You can't spank me. You're funny if you think I'm gonna let you spank me.

Dean: Do you really think I won't?

Sam: I'm the one that should be spanking somebody. Since he thinks it's cute to leave his shoes in the middle of the floor.

I really wish he didn't say that. Dean's told me, I lost count on how many times, to not leave my shoes in random places. Now he's giving me his "Dad" look, and I should probably say something to try to defend myself.