Nicolas: thanks, dude. I never gonna live this down
Marshall: what?
Nicolas: my new nickname
Marshall: ?
Nicolas: hickey-nicky. everyone on staff today saw that thing
Marshall: you're welcome
Nicolas: next time I'll make you one
Marshall: thanks, but I can do without. my friends gossip enough as it is
Nicolas: thought, you didn't tell them about us
Marshall: I didn't. but somehow everybody knows I have a girlfriend now. apparently I glow. their word, not mine
Nicolas: I thought only pregnant people glow?
Marshall: god, don't tell 'em that
Nicolas: I suppose brides would also glow
Marshall: you're making it worse
Nicolas: I'm making you happy
Marshall: not right now you don't
Marshall: I hate the internet, tell you that much
Nicolas: ?
Marshall: stupid cat videos
Nicolas: they're adorable
Marshall: you like that word, huh?
Nicolas: if it fits. you don't like cats?
Marshall: not if I have to get out of my tub
Nicolas: you can bring your phone with you, you know. just don't throw it in
Marshall: haha, I know that. doesn't work that way when my daughter needs to show me something. something important, she said
Nicolas: cat videos aren't important to you? what an affront!
Marshall: bite me
Nicolas: where?
Marshall: you have to lift the sex ban first
Nicolas: nah, I love breaking the rules
Marshall: well, I do not love cutting my bath short
Nicolas: then don't. cat videos aren't exactly a rare occurrence these days
Marshall: that's what I said. but she just had to bang and shout against the door for like twenty minutes
Nicolas: sounds very relaxing
Marshall: and I had such grand plans for tonight, man. kids, sometimes you wonder why you have them
Nicolas: grand plans for your bathtub? I see
Marshall: not live, you haven't earned your invitation yet
Nicolas: rise and shine, ice princess
Marshall: fuck you. it's 3am
Nicolas: I'm bored, distract me
Marshall: fuck you. I'm sleeping, plan to, whatever
Nicolas: then turn off notifications
Marshall: shut up
Nicolas: are you dreaming anything dirty?
Marshall: you'd like that, wouldn't you?
Nicolas: sure would. beats standing in the rain
Marshall: why are you standing in the rain?
Nicolas: drew the short straw, I'm the lookout tonight
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Love Is Ǝvil
FanfictionIt's September 2010, Marshall Mathers better known as Eminem is getting his life back together. He has been sober for two years now and two albums later his work is going fine as well. But the hardest is yet to come: How to find romance? Only thing...
