Love Is Ǝvil

59 Text Messages (Skit)

Marshall: I can't be with you. I'm sorry. goodbye

Nicolas: kitten? are you okay?

Marshall: I have to put my daughters first. I'm sorry

Nicolas: don't be. they're your priority, I understand

Marshall: no you don't. I just can't anymore

Nicolas: do you want to talk about it?

Marshall: no, you just talk me out of it again

Nicolas: I'm here to listen, I won't say a word

Marshall: there ain't nothing to talk about. I scare my daughters and I can't have that, end of story. what you like about me is bad and I have to get rid of it. I can't do that with you enabling me, I can't do that with anyone close to me

Nicolas: why were your daughters scared?

Marshall: they worry, they saw me the other night. this can never happen again

Nicolas: the other night? didn't look that bad to me

Marshall: really? you didn't want to fuck me that's how bad it was

Nicolas: I tried to but you had more fun with Ryan. what am I supposed to do?

Marshall: you're my fucking boyfriend, you're supposed to fuck me more and get some sense into me, obviously. you should do something!

Nicolas: I tried, you wouldn't listen. you don't take advice easily, you know

Marshall: you kiddin' me? you called me a disgrace and that I have no self-respect. how's that advice?

Nicolas: the hell? when did I say that? I didn't say that

Marshall: yes, you did, I remember very clearly

Nicolas: no, I didn't. why would I say that?

Marshall: how would I know? you say a lot of fucked up shit about me

Nicolas: no, I don't. I like you, that's all I say

Marshall: I know what I heard

Nicolas: I wouldn't call you a disgrace, c'mon on

Marshall: but you did

Nicolas: no, I didn't

Marshall: yes, you did

Nicolas: that's not how I think about you

Marshall: when you were at the studio a while ago you said that to me

Nicolas: I didn't say that

Marshall: yes, you did

Nicolas: okay, whatever, not important. so, when you say the other night, you mean when you were so fucked out of shape you could barely walk? and your daughters saw that? that's not really child-friendly

Marshall: they deserve a better father than this. I can't scare them like this

Nicolas: no wonder they worry about you. I mean, everybody should worry about that, first of all you

Marshall: well, I am now. and that means we're over

Nicolas: what? why?

Marshall: because something like that can't never happen again. I can't be like this anymore

Nicolas: okay, I understand that and I want you to take better care of yourself

Marshall: then you understand I have to do this. I'm sorry, for everything