(it's been too long I sorry)
Jack: "Dragon! Grant thy wish!"
(some magical dragon that totally isn't from DBZ): "As you wish."
Jack: "Yes, YES! I HAVE DONE IT! I HAVE BECOME IMMORTAL!"
Jack: "I'M INVINCIBLE!!"
Gage: "Jack what're you-"
Gage: "Wait a minute... Why do you seem different?"
Gage: "Wait, Jack did you-"
Jack: "Yes you dolt! I finally surpassed my own mortality!"
Jack: "Now, not even Seek stands in my way of total domination!"
Gage: "Y- You're immortal?!"
Jack: "Beg all you want, I won't show you any mercy-"
Gage: "That's cool I guess."
Jack: "W- What did you just say..?"
Gage: "What?"
Jack: "It just sounded like you didn't care that I have achieved immortality!"
Gage: "Oh, I- I mean...-"
Jack: "Are you too stupid to understand what immortality means?!"
Gage: "No, I know what it means, do you?"
Jack: "W- What?! What do you mean by that?!"
Jack: "Of course I do! I wouldn't wish for something I didn't understand boy!"
Gage: "Okay, but did you consider the implications?"
Jack: "What implications?!"
Gage: "Well, dont you remember telling me that you gain a huge burst of will whenever you're about to die?"
Jack: "Yes I know what you're talking about, what's you're point-"
Jack: "...Ah..."
Gage: "Yeah..."
Jack: "I- I think I see what you mean."
Gage: "Yeah I don't- Y'know I mean, how would you have a near death experience-"
Jack: "If I can't die, yeah, I get it."
Jack: "Ugh, okay, okay... This is fine."
Gage: "It is?"
Jack: "Yeah I can always just, do it the old way and train, I mean it's gotten me this far right?"
Gage: "Yeah but what about Seek? he's still in the picture."
Jack: "What about him, can't die remember?"
Gage: "Yeah, but what if you were put in a position where you WANTED to die?"
Jack: "Antidepressants."
Gage: "No no I mean...-"
Gage: "Wait you have antidepressants?"
Jack: "I have fighting skills straight out of star wars, and you're shocked that I'm able to treat mental health?"
Gage: "Well I don't know, I just-"
Gage: "Wait, you know what star wars is-"
Gage: "We'll come back to this."
Gage: "What I meant was, what if you were put in a position where death is the better option?"
Gage: "I mean when you wished for immortality, did you specify how that would work?"
Gage: "Like do you just live forever, or can you regenerate?"
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Doors Oneshots Season 2
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