Seek - "Hey you guys wanna go get some D - E - S - S - E - R - T?
Figure - "Yeah dude, I need me a T - R - E - A - T."
Gage - "Whatcha guys talking about?"
Shadow - "Yeah why did you just spell dess-
Seek - "NONONO SHHHH"
Figure - "SHUT UP DON'T SAY IT!"
Shadow - "Uh... Why..?"
Figure - "Oh god how do we tell you this..."
Seek - "Gage... Can't spell."
Shadow - "..."
Shadow - "What?"
Figure - "He can't spell, so when we talk about something he wants, we just spell it out loud so that he doesn't get too excited."
Shadow - "He's 7 years old and has been alive for even longer, he can't handle hearing the word treat?"
Gage - "TREAT?"
Seek - "NO TREAT"
Gage - "TREAT?"
Seek - "NO TREAT"
Gage - "TREAT?"
Seek - "NO TREAT!"
Gage - "Awwwwww...😔"
Shadow - "Okay what is happening?"
Seek - "We told you, he gets excited when he hears the word T - R - E - A - T."
Gage - "Whatcha talking about?"
Seek - "Taxes."
Gage - "Aw shucks."
Shadow - "What? So you just treat him like a toddler?"
Gage - "TREAT?!"
Figure - "NO TREAT"
Gage - "TREAT?!"
Figure - "NO TREAT"
Gage - "TREAT?!"
Figure - "NO TREAT!"
Gage - "Awwwwww...😔"
Figure - "Dude. You gotta spell if you're talking about F - O - O - D."
Shadow - "Okay so... Are we going to get an S - N - A - C - K?"
Gage - "SNACK?!"
Figure - "Oh come on..."
Seek - "Dude, really?"
Shadow - "Oh come in, I spelled it."
Figure - "Well he knows how to spell snack."
Shadow - "SO HE CAN SPELL SNACK BUT HE CAN'T SPELL TREAT?!"
Gage - "TREAT?!"
Shadow - "NO TREAT."
Gage - "TREAT?!"
Shadow - "NO TREAT."
Gage - "TREAT?!"
Shadow - "NO TREAT!!!"
Gage - "GOD DAMNIT"
Seek - "Okay, he's getting fussy."
Seek - "It's time for a N - A - P."
Gage - "Yeeaahhhh."
Shadow - "What does N - A - P spell?"
Gage - "Party🥳"
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Curious Light - *Menacing stare*
Curious Light - "Jack, you fucked up the linguine."
Jack - "I have no idea what you are talking about!"
Jack - "THIS IS MY RESTAURANT! IF I WANT TO DO MY LINGUINE, I WANT TO DO MY LINGUINE MY WAY, MY WAY!"
Curious Light - "You fuckin' bitch!!"
Curious Light - "You put the Linguine with the fucking toast bread!"
Curious Light - "The cost for such an act..."
Curious Light - "Raw spaghetti laser beam!"
Curious Light - "Oregano!"
Jack - "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Jack - "What in the unholy ravioli was that?!"
Jack - "Did he just turn a pebble into a raw piece of spaghetti?"
Jack - "What in the world..."
Jack - "WHY DID YOU COME HERE?!"
Jack - "Just to criticize my cooling and sabotage my restaurant?!"
Jack - "I will not allow it."
Jack - "For 15 years I've run this restaurant..."
Jack - "Not a single customer can resist..."
Jack - "Tomato Sauce Special!"
Curious Light - "Oh shit this is actually really good..."
Curious Light - "I don't want it."
Jack - "WHAT?!"
Jack - "No way..."
Jack - "MY SAUCE!!"
Jack - "M- MY linguine..."
Curious Light - "Never put the Linguine with my fucking toast bread again bitch."
Jack - *Gasp*
Curious Light - "PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA!"
Curious Light - "PASTA PASTA PASTA PASTA PASTA PASTA PASTA PASTA PASTA PASTA PASTA PASTA PAASSTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
*JJBA Golden Wind to be continued theme*
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Doors Oneshots Season 2
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