The Gang as stupid things I've said

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Dally - " I GOT BIG HANDS"

Two-Bit - "REEEEEE!!!!"

Darry - " I spent all weekend running around I'm entitled to 15 minutes laying down"

Ponyboy - " see? i can use my brain for something other than memorize Hamilton lyrics and calculate stuff"

Johnny - "and these ones?" * touches scolding hot bread* " AhH!"

Sodapop - " I was just hangin' upside down and I ended up on the floor"
Ponyboy - *points to fly that he killed lying on the ground* " That's my good luck charm, I named him John Laurens 'cuz he's dead" *another fly is flying around* *pony kills him* " And that's Alexander Hamilton"

Dally - "[...] Murica, you know why they call it that? Cuz of the MURder"

Ponyboy and Johnny -
Horseman: " I SWEAR TO YOU! ON MY LIFE, BRO!"
Burnt Bro: " mh-hm"
Horseman: "ON MY LIFE, BRO!"
Burnt Bro: " mh-hm"
Horseman: " ON MY BOOKSHELF!!!"
Burnt Bro: " woah..."
* both lock pinkies in a promise*

Steve - "... and Im going to die."

Ponyboy - " just because Im a bookworm doesn't mean im literate"

My hubby Sodapop ❤️ - "Spider? K!ll it. Pregnant spider? Burn everything to the ground."

Sodababe ❤️ - ( to Steve) "Youre a non discriminatory a-hole"

Darry - ( probably fluent in Spanish without an accent so he's triggered when other people mispronounce words) "chile is not chili, guatemala is not a tamale, SOUTH AMERICA IS NOT A FOOD PLATER!!!"

Dally - " my nails are stronger than my will to live."

Steve - " Who says Im not a genius?!? ( a few minutes later) Oh crap! Im an idiot!"

Dally - "Im not happy, Im tired, I just act like im happy cuz it takes less energy than actually confronting my problems"

Steve - " You can't do sh*t if you feel like sh*t"

Pepsi-Cola❤️- ( freaking out cuz the kids' bedtime is 9 pm and he asks for the time) - "9:40?!? 9:40?!??!! 9:40 in da freaking pm?!??"

Dally and Two-Butt - ( most likely drunk) - " we're baking and delusional"

Steve - ( after giving up on dating) " Im my own soulmate"

Two-Bit - "The more I laugh, the more screwed up I am and the more Im hiding"

My Soda ❤️ - ( Two Bit tried to slap his butt just to say "nO hOmO bRo" but Soda has made it clear that's a "wife-only" privilege) "no ring, no service"

Ponyboy - (running with scissors) " I GOT SKCISSORS!" ( don't be a Ponyboy, kids)

Steve - ( for no reason at all) "Sound waves are a thing"

Johnny - ( trying to be independent by opening a jar and Dally offered his help) - " i dont need a man, I can opem things by myself"

Two-bit - ( burned himself on an airfryer) - " I COOKED MYSELF AT 325 DEGREES!"
" iT felt like I touched hell"

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